FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006— A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run. Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”
OK, so if you truly want to celebrate Sen. Hillary Clinton’s dynamic sexual power- or whatever it is that you’re calling it, why would you unveil a bust that makes her look like the late Don Knotts with breasts?
Too threatening? Man, the sight of something like that would make me swear off sex altogether. There’s nothing threatening about the bust of Sen. Clinton, but man, it’s downright frightening, isn’t it? It’s like the anti-Viagra.
I don’t remember where or just when I heard this, but during the first Clinton Administration some comedian was talking about Hillary Clinton and said, “Finally…a First Lady you can f—k!” While I wasn’t overly excited about that prospect, at least she was an improvement over the uber-frumpy Barbara Bush, who is to sex appeal what painful rectal itch is to polite conversation.
Not exactly the stuff that fantasies are made of, eh??
Can’t you just see this popping up in a Republican attack ad…say during the 2008 Presidential campaign?? Now THAT ought to be a good time….
