August 2006 Archives
- August 31, 2006
'Cuz you never know when a fraternity prank will involve hijacking an airplane
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
Rule #1: Men become distinguished with age. Rule #2: Women just grow old and frumpy.
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
Freedom of speech and expression? Not in our public schools.
Comments (2) - August 31, 2006
A real American would shut up and take it like a man - August 31, 2006
Just another photo op on the 2006 Gulf Coast Victory Tour - August 31, 2006
And you wonder why we can't agree on anything....
Comments (1) - August 30, 2006
Just in time for the election...wait, they wouldn't do that...would they??
Comments (7) - August 30, 2006
Cleanup! Aisle Five!! - August 30, 2006
Uh...what's the number for 911?
Comments (4) - August 30, 2006
If Republicans can have Fox News Channel....
Comments (1) - August 30, 2006
Fundamentalism: The fear that someone, somewhere is having something resembling fun - August 30, 2006
Man...talk about cruel and unusual punishment - August 30, 2006
One little "Macaca"...and suddenly everyone forgets what a great American he is - August 29, 2006
Oh man, this is why we LOVE live television - August 29, 2006
Other than that, they're in GREAT shape - August 29, 2006
Better to be thought a collection of ignorant, self-righteous trolls than to be NewsMax and remove all doubt - August 29, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - August 29, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 29, 2006
You say "macaca", I say...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - August 29, 2006
Priorities? We don't need no stinkin' priorities!! - August 28, 2006
Well, it's not our fault they're Muslim, is it?? - August 28, 2006
This is why Real Americans vote Republican
Comments (1) - August 28, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 28, 2006
I'm not advocating violent revolution...but it certainly worked for the French - August 28, 2006
Hey, kids!! Let's play "Can YOU spot the terrorist?"
Comments (1) - August 28, 2006
Misplaced priorities? - August 27, 2006
Do we really need any more reasons? - August 27, 2006
News Flash: Taliban opens chapter in Canadian Arctic. Stoning at 11.... - August 27, 2006
Hey, it worked for Josef Goebbels - August 27, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$, always a...ah, fuhgeddabouddit.... - August 27, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 27, 2006
Uh...what was the question again?? | TrackBacks (-1) - August 26, 2006
Fighting for life, liberty...and the pursuit of gay porn? - August 26, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 26, 2006
All are welcome...provided you're White and Christian - August 26, 2006
Welcome to the 2006 Gulf Coast Victory Tour - August 26, 2006
Greetings from Bizarro World - August 25, 2006
Real Americans don't ask questions - August 25, 2006
You try living in caves...and see if that doesn't turn you into a real horndog
Comments (3) - August 25, 2006
Ah, but wait until they try on the Thongs of Righteousness
Comments (5) - August 25, 2006
It's just a matter of time.... - August 25, 2006
So much for the idea of a loving, forgiving, and compassionate God, eh? - August 25, 2006
Population control by any other name is just a poor imitation - August 24, 2006
Separated at birth?
Comments (8) - August 24, 2006
Mean-spirited, greedy, and built to stay that way
Comments (4) - August 24, 2006
Striking fear into the Heart(land)
Comments (2) - August 24, 2006
Life, liberty...and the pursuit of cheap labor - August 23, 2006
The Apocalypse...called on account of lack of interest - August 23, 2006
GOP Rule #1: A promise made is the moral equivalent of a promise kept
Comments (4) - August 23, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 23, 2006
Panem et circenses is not a substitute for poor planning and a lack of vision - August 23, 2006
By any means necessary - August 22, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 22, 2006
Stupidest. Idea. Ever. - August 22, 2006
NOW can we impeach the lying sack of $#!%??
Comments (4) - August 22, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - August 22, 2006
A man can dream, can't he?? - August 21, 2006
Is this really necessary?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (-1) - August 21, 2006
Apparently, God takes sides...who knew?? - August 21, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 21, 2006
This week in Hate - August 21, 2006
I'm tired of all these motherf-----g bears on this motherf-----g submarine!!
Comments (1) - August 21, 2006
Accountability...more than just a good idea - August 20, 2006
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Orrin Hatch and remove all doubt, #2 - August 20, 2006
Tell you what...you believe what you want, and so will I....
Comments (6) - August 20, 2006
Too bad she's more the rule than the exception
Comments (1) - August 20, 2006
It's easier to blame others than to accept responsibility for your part - August 20, 2006
If Hell had palm trees....
Comments (1) - August 19, 2006
The latest blockbuster from BushCo Enterprises - August 19, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 19, 2006
Remember, it's only a compromise if you come over to our way of thinking - August 19, 2006
Thank God we can count on the media to demand accountability
Comments (1) - August 19, 2006
All it takes is one person to do the right thing - August 18, 2006
George Allen: Because America has already proven that it has no problem with putting a @#$!%^& moron in the White House - August 18, 2006
Conclusive proof that Neanderthals still walk among us
Comments (1) - August 18, 2006
'Cuz any REAL American knows that good, God-fearing White Folk are incapable of politically-motivated murder
Comments (5) - August 18, 2006
One of these things is not like the other - August 18, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 18, 2006
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Orrin Hatch and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - August 17, 2006
To the victor goes the...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - August 17, 2006
Another dispatch from the Department of Redundancy Department - August 17, 2006
It's all about protecting your base - August 17, 2006
Telling it like it is - August 16, 2006
Greetings from Hell....
Comments (1) - August 16, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 16, 2006
Gee, I might not have known otherwise
Comments (1) - August 16, 2006
Catering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (3) - August 16, 2006
Duhhh.... - August 15, 2006
When a cigar just doesn't get the job done
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (-2) - August 15, 2006
What would Jesus do? He'd nuke the Infidels and the Unbelievers, of course....
Comments (4) - August 15, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 15, 2006
Clueless and built to stay that way - August 15, 2006
We're Americans...we don't have to be consistent - August 15, 2006
Silly wabbit; he's a Republican...it's what they do. - August 14, 2006
Our brave and diligent TSA identifies a threat to airline security
Comments (2) - August 14, 2006
If you know what's good for you, you'll vote Republican - August 14, 2006
We can't keep it, because it might explode...but the homeless can use it because it won't...??
Comments (5) - August 14, 2006
Vote Republican...'cuz if you think too much, you might pull something - August 14, 2006
Stay what course? - August 13, 2006
So who says truth is absolute?
Comments (5) - August 13, 2006
It's easy to do when you care more for ideology than the people serving (and dying for) that ideology
Comments (3) - August 13, 2006
The truth should never get in the way of Republican "facts" - August 13, 2006
Vote Republicans...'cuz only terrorists vote Democratic - August 13, 2006
Just thought I'd ask.... - August 13, 2006
Propaganda is a wondrous thing, ain't it? - August 12, 2006
Without it, bloggers would be limited to perusing old copies of Penthouse
Comments (2) - August 12, 2006
Now you can be hung like a porn star in less than 21 days
Comments (3) - August 12, 2006
My favorite was "Mohammed swims out to the troop ships" - August 12, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - August 12, 2006
President Straw Man strikes again - August 12, 2006
We may die, but we'll look good doing it - August 11, 2006
This is why your mother told you to always wear clean underwear
Comments (7) - August 11, 2006
Dude...we're going to Beirut!!
Comments (1) - August 11, 2006
If you go, can I have your truck?
Comments (2) - August 11, 2006
And my God can STILL beat up your God - August 11, 2006
Uh...no, I was just scratching an itch.... - August 11, 2006
Just because you believe something doesn't automatically make it true - August 10, 2006
Be afwaid...be vewy afwaid....
Comments (13) - August 10, 2006
So who says history isn't repetitive?? - August 10, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - August 10, 2006
Uh...Osama who?? - August 10, 2006
How often must we reopen and revisit this as yet unhealed wound? - August 9, 2006
Apparently, Godwin's Law applies to cats
Comments (6) - August 9, 2006
Looks like someone didn't pay their AOL bill.... - August 9, 2006
Before we go.... - August 9, 2006
In trying to be all things to all people, he ended up being nothing to anyone
Comments (2) - August 9, 2006
Aren't you glad Republicans control our government??
Comments (3) - August 9, 2006
The best use of bacon since Rush Limbaugh - August 9, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 9, 2006
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason, no?
Comments (1) - August 9, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - August 8, 2006
Can YOU spot the moran...er, moron? - August 8, 2006
Girls with guns
Comments (1) - August 8, 2006
We begin bombing Havana in 5...4...3...2...
Comments (4) - August 8, 2006
At least burqas are still optional
Comments (3) - August 8, 2006
It's not easy being a mouthpiece for the Administration - August 8, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wieners
Comments (1) - August 8, 2006
What would Jesus do?? - August 8, 2006
Why campaign on the issues when propaganda and fear-mongering is so much easier?
Comments (1) - August 7, 2006
Because everyone else has fled the SS Cruella DeVille
Comments (4) - August 7, 2006
So, I was thinking...and you know how dangerous that can be....
Comments (9) - August 7, 2006
I suppose we all want to be known for something, eh?
Comments (1) - August 7, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 7, 2006
Now you can take the same supplement that makes Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader such a clueless, vapid ignoramus!! - August 7, 2006
Greetings from the Republican Police State
Comments (2) - August 7, 2006
A record no reasonable person would want - August 7, 2006
So saith the C-Student-in-Chief - August 6, 2006
So, no chance for a second date, then??
Comments (2) - August 6, 2006
Still glad you voted Republican???
Comments (11) - August 6, 2006
Say hello to my new pet peeve
Comments (2) - August 6, 2006
A laughable criticism from a journalist who's become a parody of himself, no??
Comments (1) - August 5, 2006
Words to live by....
Comments (1) - August 5, 2006
If you're going to sleep with the Devil, don't feign surprise when you get burned - August 5, 2006
Evidence of widespread death and destruction in Beirut...uh, wait....
Comments (6) - August 5, 2006
Nice double standard, eh?
Comments (3) - August 5, 2006
What I won't be doing this weekend
Comments (1) - August 4, 2006
Be careful what you ask for....
Comments (6) - August 4, 2006
Sorry, I don't speak Republican
Comments (1) - August 4, 2006
NEWS FLASH: Flat Earth Society suffers setback at ballot box
Comments (3) - August 4, 2006
Because an army runs on its stomach...and its clogged arteries
Comments (12) - August 4, 2006
Jeez...I wonder what they'd do for Kim Jong-il | TrackBacks (-1) - August 4, 2006
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot - August 4, 2006
Hypocrisy knows no boundaries
Comments (3) - August 3, 2006
Someone's going to lose a trailer
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Well, there goes that Lebanese vacation we'd been saving for - August 3, 2006
Too much of a God thing? - August 3, 2006
Yeah, if only they weren't such ungrateful bastards
Comments (3) - August 3, 2006
Because for the Right the truth is whatever best serves their purpose. - August 3, 2006
And 51% of y'all voted for him...nice going, eh?
Comments (2) - August 2, 2006
Yeah, but at least they're consistent - August 2, 2006
The great American pasttime: Evangelism
Comments (6) - August 2, 2006
Don't burn this blog...it's got flags - August 2, 2006
Free speech may be objectionable speech, but that doesn't mean you have to make it easy for them
Comments (4) - August 2, 2006
Here's to hoping he got what he deserved - August 1, 2006
Can't we stop the suffering???
Comments (3) - August 1, 2006
Welcome to the People's Republic of Amerika
Comments (1) - August 1, 2006
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (1) - August 1, 2006
It looks like the Afghan precincts are checking in - August 1, 2006
And you think your jobs sucks.... - August 1, 2006
Remember...it's part of a "fair and balanced" diet
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