The “Deck of Weasels”: Exclusively from NewsMax.com
The Pentagon’s Iraqi Most Wanted “Deck of Death” playing cards was a huge hit with Americans. Now, NewsMax.com is raising the ante — with the Deck of Weasels, depicting the 54 worst leaders and celebrities who opposed America and were key members of “The United Nations of Weasels.” This hot new set of playing and informational cards — which will surely be a collector’s item — depicts the enemies of America and Iraq’s liberation in a satirical way while revealing the evidence of their hatred — their own quotes against America! No doubt the Deck of Weasels will enrage those included — including Michael Moore, Tim Robbins, Jacques Chirac, Barbra Streisand, Teddy Kennedy, Kofi Annan and many more.
Thank GOD for the brave, selfless, and ideologically correct folks at NewsMax (“We report. We decide. You drag your knuckles.), without whom the American sheeple would be bereft of reliable and ideologically correct RepubliKKKan news. With NewsMax telling rock-ribbed RepubliKKKans what to think and who to despise, those brave Right-wingers are now free to use their brains for more useful purposes. like watching American Idol or reruns of Seventh Heaven
Yes, now you’re free to hate terrorist-loving, America hating weenies like Barbra Streisand, Jimmy Carter, and Kofi Annan with impunity, and you don’t even need to be able to justify it. When some pointy-headed, pea-brained Librul challenges you, all you need to do is to hand him the corresponding card from your “Deck Of Weasels”. That ought to shut them up, eh? God—-n spineless weenies….
Embarrass those gutless, “Cut & Run”, quasi-Communist, appeasing, America-hating, terrorist-loving weasels in the way they deserve. Show the American sheeple that you stand with and behind Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader in His quest to waste as many American lives as possible defend freedom in Iraq…because, as we all know, if we don’t fight the terrorists in the streets of Baghdad we’re going to be fighting them in the streets of Paducah.
Remember, if you don’t support Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader, you might as well move to Afghanistan…’cuz we don’t want your kind here in AmeriKKKA.
