Yeah, I know, spam email is a pain in the ass. Every now and then, though, I get a message that hits me where I live, and that really does seem to offer the promise of assistance and relief where none existed previously.
This one is NOT one of them:
Are you ashamed to visit swimming pools because of your small penis?
No, I’m ashamed to visit swimming pools because the ladies won’t leave me alone…. ;p)
