September 30, 2006 6:39 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Rep. J.D. Hayworth: ‘Our Enemies Utilize The Blogosphere To Their Own Advantage’

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #448: Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)

Monday on Fox News’s Your World With Neil Cavuto, Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ) said that Sunda’s New York Times story on the new National Intelligence Estimate and the ensuing public discussion are “putting lives in danger” because terrorists are monitoring “these satellite broadcasts.” Additionally, terrorists are monitoring and utilizing “political posturing” and “cheap shots” in the blogosphere “to their own advantage.”

GASP! The enemy knows how to use Da Interweb!! EVERYBODY PANIC!! Yes, they’re listening…and if we don’t march behind Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader in unthinking, unquestioning lockstep, the terrorists will know that we’re weak and divided and, worst of all, AFRAID.

After all, no real God-fearing patriotic American would question Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader and his Patriotic War on Terror. Only spineless Liberal weenies who are afraid of their own shadows and hate America would question Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader, who is bravely and selflessly leading the country he loves so dearly as he tries to protect us from those Who Hate Us Because We’re Free.

Hayworth’s comments reflect similar statements that the right-wing has repeatedly used to discourage media criticism. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recently stated that the terrorists are “manipulating the media” to turn Americans against the war in Iraq.

Yes, we should all be on our knees in gratitude for the selfless, godly leadership provided by Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader and his brave and heroic Republican compadres. It’s just too bad that so many of them are knuckle-dragging troglodytes who seem threatened by even the barest whiff of dissent. Memo to Hayworth and the other Congressional Republicans who would silence all of us who don’t think as they do: dissent is still the hallmark of a healthy, functional democracy- not that any of y’all would actually understand that. If you could remove your anterior from your posterior and lose the “loose lips sink ships” mentality, you might see that America is still a healthy, vibrant country- in spite of your efforts to the contrary.

Dissent is not the enemy- J.D. Hayworth and those Republicans who would stifle dissent are. Let’s hope that the American sheeple can recognize them for the DUMB@$$E$ they are.

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