W. Va. Lawmaker Embarasssed by Photos
Pervert Democrat Fails to Distract, Does Amuse
CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A state senator said he is evaluating whether to continue his bid for a second term after a Charleston television station aired revealing pictures of him last week….”My family has urged me not to withdraw from the election and I will work with them to make a decision in the immediate future,” State Sen. Randy White, a Webster County Democrat, said in a letter to newspapers in his district. An apologetic White also wrote that he was “shocked” and “horribly embarrassed” after WCHS-TV aired photos depicting him and at least two other men wearing only body paint.
Just in case any of y’all were wondering, yes, I DO realize that Democrats can be DUMB@$$E$ just as easily as Republicans. Ignorance and cluelessness don’t respect ideological boundaries, and in this case Randy White is a Democrat. Who was photographed wearing nothing but body paint. With other men. The only thing that would make this more amusing and entertaining would be if there were drugs, alcohol, and Catholic priests involved….
‘Course, if we give it enough time, we’ll undoubtedly be treated to the revelation that White has realized that he’s a closeted gay man and an alcoholic; conditions which undoubtedly stem from his being molested by intolerant Nazarene homosexuals…or Catholic priests; take your pick.
White wrote that he had been working with his family to overcome a “personal identification situation” and to overcome depression for which he has been treated through medication for over a year.
“I am a religious person and have been for some months praying to God to help my family and me through this tragic and troubling episode in my life,” the letter said.
I’ll bet he’s been praying: “Dear God, PLEASE help me save my political career. Otherwise, I might have to go back to the produce department at WalMart….”
Ah, don’t worry; a few weeks at an undisclosed rehab clinic, and White will be as good as new.
Really, though…just what the HELL was the body paint about, anyway??
