November 25, 2006 6:44 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Fort Worth police: Hand-washing dispute led to stabbing

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #482: Eric Jennings Kisiah

FORT WORTH — Police say an assailant charged a group of men in a bar parking lot, stabbing one of them, because he apparently grew angry that one of the men didn’t wash his hands in the bathroom. Police responding to the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar early Thursday morning found Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, being restrained by several men outside the bar. Kisiah had confronted a group of three friends at the bar because he was upset about one of them not washing his hands after using the restroom, according to a police report. Witnesses told police that Kisiah called the men names and told them that they were dirty. Before leaving the bar, he threatened to “slash their throats,” one of the men told police. Kisiah was hiding near a shrub outside the bar and charged the men as they left. After the fight, the friends realized Morgan Jackson’s shirt was soaked in blood and he had been stabbed, according to the police report.

Wow…kinda makes you wonder what Kisiah might have been driven to do had Jackson left the toilet seat up…or maybe had used up the last of the toilet paper, eh? Of all the things one could reasonably choose to stab someone over…well, not washing one’s hand wouldn’t even seem to be on the list. Maybe if Jackson had drunk the last of the coffee without making a new pot. Or eaten the last of the Blue Bell Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. Or perhaps even taken the sports section without asking. Those might be offenses requiring punishment…but not washing your hands? Man, that’s harsh.

Let this be a lesson to you: proper hygiene is a GOOD thing. Always wash your hands after using the bathroom. After all, you can’t ever be sure there won’t a DUMB@$$ lurking in the bushes, waiting to stab you.

There; now you can’t say you weren’t warned.

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