Today’s Crazy Congressional Candidate: Michele Bachmann
Congressional Candidate Too Hot For Tax Law
Well Of Course He’s The Antichrist
Michele Bachmann’s recipe for success: Christian piety and not-so-Christian opportunism
Sure, you knew Michele Bachmann was a crazy pope-hating Jesus Freak and Republican candidate for Minnesota’s 6th district who’s likely to win because all those people are crazy down there, but did you know she basically runs a baby farm?….Bachmann has five kids of her own and raised an astonishing 23 foster kids. A nice person would say, “Oh, that’s a nice thing.” But…Minnesota pays $30 a day, tax free, per foster kid….”So if Bachmann has fostered 23 children, let’s say for an average of five years, that would come out to a non-taxable $1,259,250….No wonder she’s anti-abortion. Children are a cash crop for her.”
No, you don’t have to be bat-shit crazy to run for Congress, but if you want to suck up to Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader, it sure doesn’t hurt. Former DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener Michele Bachmann, who makes James Dobson seem downright reasonable, has apparently hit on a way to make a ton of money.
Of course, I will admit the possibility that Bachmann has run a veritable baby farm out of sheer altruism and because she sincerely wants to make a difference in the lives of children. I hope that is the case. The woman is so thoroughly wacked out that it’s difficult to tell. Michele Bachmann is either a world-class altruist or a world-class (and horribly craven) capitalist.
Some folks, collect pop cans for the deposits, some folks sell stuff on eBay, some folks have garage sales. Michele Bachmann raises foster children. Nice work if you can get it, eh?
Bachmann is just bat-shit crazy enough that I really could have some fun ridiculing her. Since there is at least even a remote possibility that she may be running a baby farm raising foster children for fun and profit the right reasons, I’m going to try to expose her as a shameless capitalist give her the benefit of the doubt.
She’s still as crazy as a #@&$%!+ march hare, though….
