Coyote urine may be cure for javelinas
On Monday, I asked you for help with a question from a lady in Ajo who was tired of javelinas pooping by her back gate at night. And several of you pondered this and came up with the obvious answer: coyote urine. Apparently it is just the thing. I suppose you can get coyote urine at a hunting supplies store. I don’t know. Or I guess you could always get it on eBay. Or, as one of you suggested, perhaps she could get her husband or some other guy to pee around the area. I’m told this works, too. Coyote urine is sort of fun to say, don’t you think? I wonder why that is?
You know, if the biggest problem you have is with javelinas pooping by your back gate…well, I would submit that you’re leading quite a charmed existence. Out in the hinterlands of rural Arizona, I suppose this is what passes for a crisis. Here in Phoenix, it seems there are a few more pressing issues to worry about. I’m not certain what they are, since I don’t live here, but somehow I think javelina poop is way down the list.
Besides…where in the Hell are you going to find coyote urine? At your local Circle K, next to the motor oil and tampons??
