November 11, 2006 7:41 AM

Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

Courtney Love Confirms She’ll Go Nude In Magazine

Nov. 10 - Courtney Love bares her soul in a new book, and she confirms to ABC News Radio that she’ll also bare her body by posing naked in Britain’s Pop magazine next month.

Here’s the way capitalism is supposed to work: if there is a demand for something, then someone will provide that something in hopes of making a profit. Following this theory, this presupposes that there is actually pent-up demand for seeing Courtney Love naked. To this I would say…”Good God, y’all; have you no standards? Can’t we just pay her to keep her clothes ON??”

If this trend is allowed to continue, what’s next? Kirstie Alley naked? Yoko Ono naked? Or, God help us all, Camryn Mannheim naked? Where is this crazy train going to stop?

I have nothing against naked women. After all, some women look pretty decent with their clothes off. Frankly, though, while nakedness is not a bad thing, most women (hell, most PEOPLE) should just keep their clothes on whenever a camera is present. You just never know where those sorts of pictures will end up on the Internet.

Courtney Love? Naked? WHY??

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