Freelance Fact Writer in New York
Because Hannity And O’Reilly Could Use A Little Help….
Oh, come now, this was too easy: Fox is advertising on Mediabistro’s jobs board for a “Freelance Fact Writer.” Job requirements include “writing on-air facts and press conference quotes for daytime programming” and an “ability to write in a concise, conversational and colorful style at an extremely fast pace” (familiarity with “The Cavuto Mark” presumably a plus). The ad reminds applicants that “this is a high-pressure position where your work product gets national exposure on a daily basis,” so the facts you write better be good! Models include Mark Foley, Democrat, Dennis Hastert, Minority Speaker, and Bill O’Reilly, Gynecologist. Interested applicants should send a resume and John Moody-approved talking points to resumes@foxnews.com.
Well, I HAVE been wanting to figure out a way that I could live and work in New York….
I don’t have a journalism degree, nor any journalistic experience, but somehow I don’t think that will be much of an impediment to working at Fox News Channel. Given that facts and objective journalism have never been a hallmark of FNC, a lack of experience should hardly disqualify me.
Of course, being a Liberal might be an issue, but if all you doing is making up facts…does one’s ideological bent really matter?
In fact, I’ve got a few I thought I’d try out…just to show that I have the chops to work at Fox News Channel:
While in college at Southern Methodist University, Laura Bush was President of the school’s Lipstick Lesbians chapter.
Sen. Hillary Clinton, according to numerous unnamed sources, held lesbian orgies in her White House office during her husband’s Presidency.
Knowledgeable sources have told Fox News Channel that Barack Obama keeps a stable of young boys in his Senate office.
Before becoming Majority Leader of the Senate, Harry Reid starred in numerous gay porn films.
House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi has a Rolodex full of lesbian massage therapists.
I’ve got more, but this should give you an idea of what I can do. New York, here I come!!