December 16, 2006 7:29 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Soy & Tofu: Turning America’s Children Into Homosexuals

Soy is making kids ‘gay’

DUMB@$$ AWARD wieners #494: Jim Rutz

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular. Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food. The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens. Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your “female side,” physically and mentally.

Man, it was SO much easier when Americans just ate beef, wasn’t it? The only decision you had to make was…rare, medium, or well-done? None of this pussy, emasculating free-range, whole-grain, preservative-free, healthy artificial food made out of things that normal people just shouldn’t be eating. Beef…it was simple, pure dead cow. Put some onions, cheese, maybe some ketchup on it, and it’s what’s for dinner. Mmmm…BEEF….real food for real people.

Of course, beef may the preference of the majority of Americans, but there is a growing minority, among which you can count me for the past 15 years, who don’t eat red meat of any sort- particularly beef. And I haven’t noticed that I’m growing breasts or hanging out at gay bars.

For generations, the canard was that real men eat beef. If you wanted your child to grow up big and strong, you fed him beef and lots of it. As nutritional science began to catch up with age-old cultural myths, though, Americans began to realize that beef may be the preference of a majority of Americans, but it also can carry some serious health risks.

I’m not militant about my refusal to eat beef. It’s my choice and it’s what I think is the best option for me. If someone else wants to eat beef, I’m OK with that, because I can only control my own behavior and health. What I truly cannot understand, though, are DUMB@$$E$ like Jim Rutz, who can seriously argue with no trace of irony that soy-based foods are feminizing…and that they’re the root cause of homosexuality.

Say what???

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

I don’t drink milk. I use soy milk on my cereal. When I order a latte at Starbucks, it’s with soy milk also. I intensely dislike the taste of regular milk, and yet even though I consume large amounts of soy milk, I still like girls. Go figure….

It’s quite possible that the consumption of soy may be linked to various health issues…just as regular milk is linked to lactose intolerance and beef to diverticulitis. Nothing we put into our bodies is without risk, but to use an argument against soy as cover for some very thinly-veiled gay bashing is just plain reprehensible and highly offensive.

‘Course, it does make for a highly-entertaining DUMB@$$. Rutz makes a lot of claims, but manages to provide nothing to support them. Should we then assume that Rutz’ ramblings are those of an unreconstructed, hate-filled DUMB@$$? Sure, why not? If you’re going to go off half-cocked on a website known for harboring Right-wing nutjobs who spew plenty of hatred and off the wall assertions with precious little supporting evidence, you pretty much deserve it. Then again, even if Rutz was writing on CNN.com, he’s still be a DUMB@$$.

Hmm…suddenly I have a craving for a Grande soy latte…. :0)

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