December 25, 2006 7:10 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Congressman Demands Iraqis Be Converted To Christianity

Robin Hayes says we will win in Iraq by “spreading the message of Jesus Christ” there

DUMB@$$ AWARD wieners #501: Rep. Robin Hayes (R-NC)

North Carolina’s 8th District congressman has a winning plan for Iraq: Convert all the Muslims to Christianity! In the past, only a few brave public intellectuals such as Ann Coulter have offered this only obvious solution to our 3-1/2 year bloodbath occupation of Iraq, so it is a proud moment for America that Rep. Robin Hayes is the first politician to deal seriously with our disastrous war. The only way to make Iraq stable enough for the U.S. to withdraw is by “spreading the message of Jesus Christ, the message of peace on earth, good will towards men. Everything depends on everyone learning about the birth of the Savior.”….Now this is a real war on Christmas.

Yes, it’s good to remember the reason for the season, eh? After all, we’re the most powerful nation in the world. If we decided that forcibly converting the heathen enemy to Christianity is the right thing to do, then, damnit, that’s what we should be able to do. If might makes right, and most Americans believe that it does, then we should be able to bring people to Jesus, even if it’s at gun point.

I suppose we should be grateful to Rep. DUMB@$$ Hayes for reminding us of the reality of Pax Americana: Our World…Our Rules…Our Religion…Adapt Or Die.

On the Christmas Day, we should be remembering that this world, and its capitalist economy, was built by White Christians. Muslims are merely trying to blow it up, so why shouldn’t we be trying to forcibly bring the heathen to the blinding white light of love that is American Christianity. Of course, if they’re not going to accept Jesus’ message of love and light, then when we should be wiping them off the face of the planet, no??

Merry Christmas…or else….

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