Verily, I have discovered the Mother Lode. Yes, kids, I have discovered the COMEDY GOLD MINE that is Concerned Women of America. I realize that comedy wasn’t the intent of the self-righteous, joyless souls at CWoA, but the end result is truly something to behold. For where else could you find such brilliant comic nuggets as:
O’Connor Connects Court Critics to Cookie Caper: O’Connor’s viewpoint discrimination shows why “hate crime” laws are a bad idea.: Don’tcha just miss the 60’s? You know, when you could openly hate the darkies? Ah, those were good times….
Congress Fails to Protect Unborn Babies: Yeah, well…they were kinda busy lining their pockets and shtupping pages….
CWA’s Crouse Warns Parents: Don’t Buy Christmas Gifts that are Culture Carriers: Ooo…yuck…culture cooties….
Americans Have Judges on Christmas List: Yeah, I’m kinda hoping fer a Librul, homo-luvin’, America-hatin’ Supreme Court judge. I hear they’re on sale at Wal-Mart.
The Hang-up With John Bolton: You mean outside of the fact that he’s a bully, a thug, and has the diplomatic skills of Jeffrey Dahmer? Of course, with Bolton’s departure, I’ll have to find a new source of walrus jokes. Damn….
Why Worry about a Radical Group in the Netherlands?: Really, especially when it’s SO much easier to worry about a Radical Group here in the good ol’ USofA….
‘Hate Crime’ Laws Threaten Religious Freedom: Yeah, ‘cuz we all know that any religion worth the name is ALL about hating those unenlightened heathen scum who don’t believe as you do and therefore deserve to die.
Five Things the Values Voters Should Watch: Uh…let’s see…1) Pray that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader posthumously pardons Rev. Paul Hill. 2) Ted Haggard is miraculously rehabilitated, and starts a new ministry: Gay, Philandering Crankheads for Jesus. 3) The Rapture comes, whisking all believers to somewhere outside Liberal, KS. 4) The Colorado Rockies announce that the only players allowed on their rosters in 2007 will be those who are openly Fundamentalist Christians. 5) Howard Dean is kidnapped and sent to Iraq, where he is beheaded by insurgents live on al-Jazeera.
Surprising Reactions to News of Male Contraceptive: Yes…or as I like to call it, “Blowjobs for Christ”.
Wow…you just can’t make this stuff up, can you? Lord knows I’m not smart enough or funny enough to. Thank God for the enlightened denizens of CWoA. Without their ideological flailings, I’d be reduced to trading in Aggie jokes. This is WAY better….