January 2007 Archives
- January 31, 2007
Time to polish the King's helmet, Mr. Beck....
Comments (2) - January 31, 2007
Reality...it's more than just a good idea - January 31, 2007
This just in: I'm in the wrong damn line of work
Comments (3) - January 31, 2007
For years, I've secretly harbored the dream- the dream of one day becoming a professional pillowfighter
Comments (1) - January 31, 2007
This week in Stoopid - January 31, 2007
Re-Elect Al Gore
Comments (12) - January 30, 2007
And now for something completely different - January 30, 2007
When it gets to zero, will he disappear in a puff of smoke? Please??
Comments (1) - January 30, 2007
The "joys" of parenthood
Comments (5) - January 30, 2007
Because sometimes, a press release really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - January 30, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 30, 2007
So this is what we have to look forward to for the next 18 months? Just shoot me now....
Comments (2) - January 30, 2007
So, 'splain to me again what we're fighting for.... - January 29, 2007
Or, you could just get a Mac and get off the merry-go-round
Comments (5) - January 29, 2007
Is our children learning?...eh, apparently not
Comments (18) - January 29, 2007
It'll fit right in at SMU - January 29, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 29, 2007
Nah...he'll be fine as long as he stays away from Dallas - January 29, 2007
Mark my words: Vilsack vs. Huckabee in 2008. Or not....
Comments (1) - January 28, 2007
Once a mean-spirited, bigoted DUMB@$$.... - January 28, 2007
Next time, just bring a pair of kneepads - January 28, 2007
Welcome to America...now speak English, damnit!
Comments (8) - January 28, 2007
This week in Jesusland 1.28.07
Comments (1) - January 28, 2007
Well, at least he's not a closet Muslim - January 27, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 27, 2007
I love you...I need you...I want you...I just can't be seen and/or photographed with you
Comments (1) - January 27, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 27, 2007
Where is Jack Bauer when a desperate nation truly needs him? - January 27, 2007
Maybe she can get tips on baby farming from Michele Bachmann?? - January 26, 2007
Another stop on the Propaganda Superhighway - January 26, 2007
Hurry! This is an (un)limited time offer!
Comments (4) - January 26, 2007
Get ready....
Comments (10) - January 26, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 26, 2007
Man, and you thought living in Texas sucked
Comments (3) - January 26, 2007
Advice is for losers, not The Decider - January 26, 2007
Since when have "politicians" and "courage" ever been used in the same sentence? - January 25, 2007
A day late, but the entertainment value is still fresh - January 25, 2007
PETA's State of the Union is...well...nekkid
Comments (1) - January 25, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 25, 2007
If you can't stay awake past 10pm, do you really deserve to be President (and yes, this would disqualify me, Adam) - January 25, 2007
My new hero.... - January 24, 2007
Yes, officer, I was wearing my seat belt....
Comments (14) - January 23, 2007
Lookit me!! I'm Prezidentiary!! - January 23, 2007
This is a good thing...or is it? - January 23, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 23, 2007
Nice idea, poor execution
Comments (4) - January 23, 2007
I didn't get it because I couldn't admit that my President's a murdering, lying thug - January 22, 2007
Happy Monday from Bailiff!! - January 22, 2007
Bloody Saturday...and for what??
Comments (1) - January 22, 2007
Isn't it a little early for this kind of feeding frenzy?
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (-1) - January 22, 2007
If you need me, I'll be playing "frogger" in rush hour traffic on Hwy. 146 - January 22, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 22, 2007
Look at what I found on my front door this morning - January 22, 2007
This week in stoopid
Comments (1) - January 21, 2007
Greetings from the Rainbow Coalition
Comments (4) - January 21, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.21.07
Comments (1) - January 21, 2007
Just in case y'all missed out
Comments (1) - January 21, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 21, 2007
Well...if they weren't beating the drums of war, we'd have...peace - January 21, 2007
This is what happens when a man will do ANYTHING to be President - January 20, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or not - January 20, 2007
Good morning, Vietraq!!! - January 20, 2007
Silence = death (yes, really)
Comments (3) - January 20, 2007
Ah...if only this could happen.... - January 20, 2007
Hail Satan, Prince of Darkness - January 19, 2007
It's OK, though...they're just Brown People
Comments (5) - January 19, 2007
Desperate is as desperate does - January 19, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 19, 2007
The more things change....
Comments (2) - January 19, 2007
'Cuz in the end it's really about your stock portfolio - January 18, 2007
Greetings from Three Dog Nation
Comments (5) - January 18, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 18, 2007
What do you get for the man who will do or say anything to become President? - January 18, 2007
I'm getting an early start on my birthday wishlist
Comments (1) - January 18, 2007
Ignorant bigotry is more than a river in Egypt - January 17, 2007
Another appeal for help...because I'm totally devoid of creativity and originality....
Comments (14) - January 17, 2007
Of course, rich White folks love him- He's a Republican - January 17, 2007
And if this doesn't work, you can still pop a cap in him - January 17, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 17, 2007
Apparently, proving himself a bigot and a troll wasn't nearly enough.... - January 17, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 17, 2007
I couldn't have said it better myself
Comments (2) - January 16, 2007
If it's not in the Bible, it didn't happen
Comments (2) - January 16, 2007
Can you say "Quid Pro Quo"?? You're going to have to learn how....
Comments (2) - January 16, 2007
We're the government...and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboutdit.... - January 16, 2007
Today on "Heavily Medicated Delusions of the Rich and Famous".... - January 16, 2007
It would seem "The Decider" enjoys deciding - January 16, 2007
Republican Gay Mafia- three words never before used in the same sentence - January 15, 2007
Separated at birth?? - January 15, 2007
"Sometimes you kinda hafta propel the propaganda...."
Comments (2) - January 15, 2007
Tears of a clown II: No wonder he's crying...just look at the price of oil - January 15, 2007
Memo to haters: suck it!
Comments (3) - January 15, 2007
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer self-righteous thug - January 15, 2007
If my drill sergeant had looked like this, I might still be in the Army
Comments (9) - January 15, 2007
'Tis better to be thought a mean-spirited, hateful troll than to be Ann Coulter and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (4) - January 14, 2007
And yet more than 54 million Americans voted for him...WTF?? - January 14, 2007
Sorry, but bringing our sons and daughters home IS an alternative to your Babylonian meatgrinder
Comments (1) - January 14, 2007
Tears of a clown - January 14, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.14.07
Comments (2) - January 14, 2007
Karma can be a real b---h, no?
Comments (4) - January 14, 2007
How dare Democrats play politics with such a selfless and righteous public servant?
Comments (3) - January 14, 2007
The great thing about being Conservative is that you never need proof...or a functional sense of decency - January 13, 2007
It's no fun being on the receiving end, eh? - January 13, 2007
Just when you'd begun to think that maybe there was hope for Iran....
Comments (4) - January 13, 2007
If you needed to know, you would have been told - January 13, 2007
Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...even about a dead aide
Comments (1) - January 13, 2007
Join the Glorious NeoCon Struggle!! - January 13, 2007
As if being an elected Congressman isn't sufficient proof of one's fealty - January 12, 2007
It's a business decision...NOT a question of patriotism, Part Deux
Comments (5) - January 12, 2007
Yeah, but was it oil-based or latex?
Comments (1) - January 12, 2007
Remember, it's all about legacy-building - January 12, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 12, 2007
And it's all the fault of that damn Interweb.... - January 12, 2007
So, when's the last time you looked in a mirror, Cal? - January 11, 2007
Permanent War: the new White House jobs program - January 11, 2007
Surge (n.)- A politically acceptable word used to describe, in an appropriately patriotic manner, the escalation of a pointless, illegal, and immoral war
Comments (1) - January 11, 2007
And what else might they be lying about? - January 11, 2007
I hate you...just as soon as you finish mowing my lawn
Comments (8) - January 11, 2007
Shrinkage! We got shrinkage!! - January 11, 2007
That was then...this is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - January 10, 2007
It's the war, stupid
Comments (5) - January 10, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Steve Jobs actually does
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - January 10, 2007
It's all about the propaganda - January 10, 2007
Paranoid, delusional...and built to stay that way.
Comments (1) - January 10, 2007
Neal Boortz...a living, breathing argument for abortion - January 9, 2007
Uh...so this is why we have magnetic ribbons on our SUV??
Comments (2) - January 9, 2007
It's a business decision...NOT a question of patriotism
Comments (4) - January 9, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 9, 2007
One man's Top 10 Bushisms from 2006
Comments (2) - January 9, 2007
Any resemblance to Michelle Malkin is purely intentional
Comments (2) - January 9, 2007
That was then. This is now. And now we're so f#$%&d.... - January 8, 2007
Another great moment in Presidentiary history
Comments (1) - January 8, 2007
Wouldn't this game be even more meaningful if it came out of a playoff?
Comments (2) - January 8, 2007
Apparently we have learned nothing from our Vietnam experience
Comments (3) - January 8, 2007
If we're going to worship someone, how about someone who truly deserves it?
Comments (1) - January 8, 2007
Because when you're a Republican, you get to weigh a life based on it's political value - January 8, 2007
Just in case you don't speak fluent Republican - January 8, 2007
Not so much fun when you're on the receiving end, eh? - January 8, 2007
So what does it say when you can't even speak in complete sentences?
Comments (4) - January 7, 2007
Conclusive proof of the possibility that God does indeed exist - January 7, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.7.07
Comments (6) - January 7, 2007
How 'bout them "San Francsico values", eh?
Comments (3) - January 7, 2007
Maybe the Army can use her as an IED detector? - January 7, 2007
Yep...if can't defeat them by force of superior logic, you can always just gratuitously insult them, eh? - January 6, 2007
Nah...I would have gone with the Machiavelli comparison
Comments (2) - January 6, 2007
It's time to do the right thing for the right reasons
Comments (1) - January 6, 2007
If he gets down to zero, will he disappear in a puff of smoke? - January 6, 2007
I'd talk to God, too...but he never returns my calls
Comments (7) - January 6, 2007
Conclusive proof that radical Christianity is all about love and charity - January 6, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Glenn Beck thinks he actually does - January 5, 2007
All hail Satan...er, Nancy Pelosi.... - January 5, 2007
Arrogant, self-important...and laughing all the way to the bank - January 5, 2007
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Republicans - January 5, 2007
I suppose this is what happens when you put Satan in charge.... - January 5, 2007
It sucks to be poor....
Comments (1) - January 5, 2007
Scenes from the College Chickenhawk...er, Republican...convention - January 5, 2007
If this happens, I've got dibs on Oregon and Washington....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
Looks like the fast lane on the Highway to Hell
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
Memo to Virgil Goode and Glenn Beck: suck on this!
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
One last selfless act for a grateful and grieving nation - January 4, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 4, 2007
If you want integrity and selflessness...find a priest
Comments (3) - January 4, 2007
There's a war against Christianity...wear a helmet!
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
I get to shovel the first spadeful of dirt on Hannity's coffin - January 3, 2007
The real reason Nick Saban is becoming the football coach at Alabama
Comments (1) - January 3, 2007
Mama ain't gonna be happy 'bout this one
Comments (3) - January 3, 2007
Glenn Beck railing against radical Buddhism in 3...2...1.... - January 3, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 3, 2007
Things to do in Grand Rapids when you're dead - January 3, 2007
Or you could just send in the Waffen SS - January 2, 2007
Power corrupts, but lobbying money corrupts absolutely
Comments (6) - January 2, 2007
Because any REAL American knows that Scripture trumps empirical truth
Comments (1) - January 2, 2007
All I did was plug in the cappucino machine....
Comments (1) - January 2, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 2, 2007
Before becoming the The Worst President (and First Lady) EVER, they were Ralph Lauren models - January 2, 2007
So tell us how you really feel - January 1, 2007
And now, a word from our sponsor - January 1, 2007
Happy New Year from The Official State Dog of Texas (c) and The Best Dog EVER (c)!
Comments (3) - January 1, 2007
Nothing like celebrating the New Year with a milestone, eh??
Comments (2) - January 1, 2007
It's not a bubble...it's a Shining City on a Hill - January 1, 2007
You say that like it's a bad thing....
Comments (4)