Minnesota man plummets 16 stories, survives: Yeah, after about 12 beers, nothing hurts.
Professor claims right to leave dog poop at congresswoman’s office: Well, isn’t freedom of speech and expression guaranteed by the Bill of Rights? And what could be more expressive than leaving a bag of dog excrement at your Congresswoman’s office?
Pillow fights go professional: And the defending world champion Swedish Bikini Team are taking on all comers….
California DJs joked about death before fatal water contest: Apparently, the grand prize was a key to the restroom.
DNA test will decide who owns calf: Yeah, they’re trying to decide who the father is….
Jail for teen accused of stalking Hilary Duff: Imagine the kid’s surprise…all this time he’d thought he was stalking Scarlett Johannson.
Chimp escapes then cleans toilet: Unfortunately, he was caught before he could mow the lawn.
Male panda too fat to have sex: Which, for a panda, is apparently quite the tragedy.
College students get a course in dating: Rule #1- stay away from the roofies. Rule #2- avoid fat pandas; they’re nothing but trouble.
Thai municipal workers invited to nap during lunch: Right; next they’ll be allowed to smoke dope and have sex. Hey, how do I get one of those jobs??
Pigs outnumber people in German state: Well, that would explain all the pigs in the Bundestag, wouldn’t it?
January 22, 2007 5:44 AM