February 10, 2007 5:39 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Booger Eater: Ohio Republican Steve Chabot?

Point of Order: Quit Eating Your Boogers!

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #530: Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH)

Chabot was one of the “Impeach Clinton gasbags and threatened to personally educate the French about how they didn’t understand the “Iraq threat back in 2003, so it’s no surprise that he’s just sitting around eating his boogers now.

Sadly, this video has been removed from YouTube for “terms of use violation”, so you won’t get to see Chabot demonstrating how resourceful Republicans can be. Hungry? Can’t wait? Well, this isn’t a problem if you’re Steve Chabot, who knows that with just a little bit of booger mining, satisfaction awaits! Yum! Did you know that many parts of a booger are edible? I don’t know this from experience, of course, but after watching Chabot, it’s clear that’s he’s not worried about where his next meal is coming from.

Boogers…it’s what’s for dinner!!

I love CSPAN because, not only does it show Congressman in their natural habitat, it also documents their feeding habits. Of course, this raises a valid question: If they’re so self-sufficient, why are we paying them six-figure salaries? And if Chabot isn’t smart enough to do his booger-mining off-camera, should he really be in Congress, helping to make decisions that impact all Americans??

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