It’s going to be a fantastic debate. I imagine Brit (he’s not a foreigner he just has a not-man’s name) Hume will lead the interrogation. Hopefully, Bill O’Reilly will be on the panel too, and if we’re lucky, John Gibson will be on hand to tell us which candidates deserve “five in the noggin” for treasonous acts against Christmas.
In any event, we’re going to see a lot of great questions asked of the candidates. Questions like:
“Sen. Hussein-Osama, how do we know that you won’t set off a homicide bomb at your own inauguration?”
“Gov. Richardson, isn’t it true that you refer to your state by using the name of a foreign country?”
“Sen. Clinton, now that you’re a lesbian, can the American people be assured that you won’t murder any more boyfriends?”
“Sen. Biden, if I told you that Gov. Richardson is actually a Mexican, would you have the guts to render him to Syria?”
“Sen. Edwards, have you given up on your plans to rape the Pope?”
“Sen. Dodd, who among your competitors should be hung for treason along with Nancy Pelosi and Jack Murtha?”
February 22, 2007 6:01 AM