Corpse On A Plane: Dead Woman Moved To First Class
Every wonder what happens to the 10 people a year who die mid-flight? Well, if you’re flying British Airways you get the final upgrade. Corpses fly first class…. Note to self, do not fly Singapore airlines during zombie attack. Who knows how often they clean out the locker?
Wow…here’s another story I somehow managed to miss. I used to think that I was pretty food at picking up on the general wierdness in the world, but perhaps I’m losing my touch.
During my many and varied travels, I sat next to people who I might wished would expire during the flight, but I’ve never awakened to discover a dead body in the seat next to me. While some might think this sort of thing would be a rather disturbing event, perhaps we should also consider the bright side: it’s not like your neighbor going to be boring you to tears with endless, pointless conversations about things you don’t care about. Sometimes, silence really IS golden, and if you’re like me, and you’d rather just be left alone during a flight, sitting next to a dead body could have advantages.
Hey, could I have his peanuts??
