Teacher had sex with 5 teens, police say: I suppose it’s a good thing she wasn’t coaching the marching band, eh? The poor woman would’ve worn herself out.
Pakistan: 11 dead, 100 injured in kite flying festival: Where else but Pakistan could anyone reasonably expect to be in mortal danger when flying kites? Man, I’d hate to think what might happen when someone decides to walk their dog….
Falwell: global warming is “Satan’s attempt to redirect the church’s primary focus”: Yeah, I keep forgetting; Satan drives an H2.
Catholic students shout “We love Jesus” during a basketball game against a school with Jewish students: Wowl Catholic intolerance of Jews? Who would have ever expected that??
North Korea pledges to quit nukes: Right…and this will happen at about the same time I give up coffee…’cuz I can quit any time I want.
Postal Service fixes long waits by removing clocks: Well, that oughta do it…customer (dis)service at it’s pinnacle. Now no one will now how slow, indifferent, and just generally sucky that postal “service” can be.
March 4, 2007 6:02 AM