April 28, 2007 6:23 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Shelly Sekula Gibbs. A dumb, heartless blonde.

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #574: Shelley Sekula-Gibbs

Nick Lampson is back to his old self again — voting with Speaker Pelosi and her far-left wing liberal cronies for a war spending bill laden with pork that requires combat operations in Iraq to cease before September 2008. The people of Congressional District 22 don’t want liberal pork and they don’t like war protesters. They don’t want to tie the commander-in-chief’s hands on how to fight a war against terrorists who hate America.

Yes, kids…the rumors are true: former DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener Shelley Sekula-Gibbs is back for a repeat performance. As clueless, mean-spirited Republicans go, Sekula-Gibbs is in rare form, a world-class ignoramus willing to say and do whatever it takes to get your vote…and if you live here in CD22, there’s a pretty good chance that you’re going to give it to her. Yes, Texas may be a Red State, and there are few Congressional districts with a higher-concentration of knuckle-dragging, foaming-at-the-mouth, kill-‘em-and-grill-‘em Republicans who reflexively vote the straight GOP ticket…’cuz that’s what Daddy did, and it sure beats the Hell out of thinking, doesn’t it??

The funny thing is that Sekula-Gibbs truly cannot seem to recognize what an embarrassment she’s become for local Republicans. Those with half a brain understand that Sekula-Gibbs is a laughing stock, a walking, talking intellectual vacuum that even Republicans with half a brain considerative radioactive. Lacking both a functional sense of human decency and a working intellect, she somehow managed to completely (&^% up her 15 minutes in Congress. All she had to do was to keep the chair warm to set herself up for 2008. Instead, she immediately pissed off and alienated Tom DeLay’s office staff, and demonstrated a complete lack of decency and decorum. It’s not easy to do what Sekula-Gibbs did; usually it takes at least a few months to complete alienate those whose daily support a Congressperson most needs. This DUMB@$$ did it in about 10 minutes.

I could rant on and on about Sekula-Gibbs, but why should I do the heavy lifting when John Cobarruvias has already done it for me, and far more eloquently than I could have hoped for:

[M]aybe with her cold, black, heart, she forgot that Nick Lampson just had a quadruple bypass. Maybe she could have held off on her fundraiser email for her run for District Clerk of League City, for a couple of weeks until Nick could recover and rip her an new one. (or better yet just ignore her her stupid ass)

Shelly has once again shown what the Republicans really are, cold hearted, wrong, dumbass blonde bastards.

She truly is an insult to the real cold hearted bastards of the Republican party.

Indeed. Not to mention that she’s a completely self-absorbed ignoramus with a heart of stone who cares for little besides her own self-aggrandizement. Nice work, eh?

How bad is Sekula-Gibbs? Man, besides being an intellectual and moral flatliner, she makes Michele Bachmann look positively reasonable and compassionate.

Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ vacant, brain-wave-deficient DUMB@$$….

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