The Longhorn Barbi Bandit hits Wachovia: Wachovia Bank robbed in northwest Austin
Police say the suspect demanded money and then walked away with the cash. The suspect has blonde hair and blue eyes, and was wearing a white cap and red jacket or sweater. No one was injured in the robbery, and police are asking anyone with information to call 911
OK, so here’s something to go on…the suspect has blonde hair and blue eyes. Well, duhhh…doesn’t that describe just about half the college-age women in Austin? I mean, come on, the UT campus is like a drunken college boy’s wet dream. Every time I’ve been there, it seems like half the female population are drop-dead gorgeous blondes with blue eyes?
Hmm…maybe daddy missed the payment on the Lexus this month? Or perhaps this was the final exam for her fourth-year Criminology class??
