May 1, 2007 6:50 AM

Today's sign the Apocalypse is upon us

Bart Simpson criticized for upcoming nude scene

Yes, the rumors are true. One of my favorite shows, The Simpsons is about to be made into a feature-length movie. Even better, Bart Simpson will do a full frontal nude scene (now, if only Marge and Homer can get busy….). Yessirree, there’s nothing that gets me hot and bothered more than a cartoon character doing a full monty on screen. Woo hoo!!

Cue the righteous indigantion and the weeping and gnashing of teeth in 3…2…1….

Man, I can hardly wait for the inevitable overreaction: James Dobson’s pacemaker will overheat as he launches into paroxysms of righteous indignation and outrage. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?? WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?? Well, pardner, I can’t presume to speak for the Almighty, but I’d have to think that the man would be laughing his @$$ off. Lighten up, willya???

This ought to be a good time, no??

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