Bart Simpson criticized for upcoming nude scene
Yes, the rumors are true. One of my favorite shows, The Simpsons is about to be made into a feature-length movie. Even better, Bart Simpson will do a full frontal nude scene (now, if only Marge and Homer can get busy….). Yessirree, there’s nothing that gets me hot and bothered more than a cartoon character doing a full monty on screen. Woo hoo!!
Cue the righteous indigantion and the weeping and gnashing of teeth in 3…2…1….
Man, I can hardly wait for the inevitable overreaction: James Dobson’s pacemaker will overheat as he launches into paroxysms of righteous indignation and outrage. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?? WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?? Well, pardner, I can’t presume to speak for the Almighty, but I’d have to think that the man would be laughing his @$$ off. Lighten up, willya???
This ought to be a good time, no??