Unhappy customer attacks pizza man with machete
SAN JOSE, Calif. ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ A customer attacked a pizzeria manager with a machete after becoming enraged over how long his food delivery took, police said Wednesday. The manager required stitches. A delivery man from Pizza My Dear apparently arrived within the promised 45 minutes, but “the suspect meets him and is cussing a blue streak, yelling at the guy, saying he doesn’t want the pizza because he was late,” San Jose police Sgt. Nick Muyo said. The angry customer later went to the pizza parlor, saying, “‘Do you want a piece of me?’” before going to his car and returning with a 2-foot machete, Muyo said. The manager suffered cuts while shielding his head, Muyo said.
Damnit…I SAID NO ONIONS AND EXTRA CHEESE, you (&^%wit!!!
Hey, man; if the worst thing that you have to deal with during the course of your miserable, pointless existence is that you delivery pizza took 45 minutes to get to you…you’re leading a charmed existence, don’tchathink?? If having to wait that long is what prompts you to go postal on a driver, then how about doing all of us a favor and committing seppuku right here and now?
Man, I’d hate to see what might happen if this loser’s cheeseburger is over-cooked….
