July 23, 2007 6:38 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

President of the Christian Action League, 74, Is Arrested after Paying Hooker with Checks

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #623: Rev. Coy Privette

Rev. Coy Privette, the president of the Christian Action League, a North Carolina ultraconservative Christian political organization based in Raleigh, has been arrested for soliciting prostitution: Privette, 74, was charged with six counts of misdemeanor aiding and abetting prostitution by renting a hotel room and paying for sexual acts, according to State Bureau of Investigation Agent Kevin Canty. Tiffany Denise Summers, 32, of Salisbury, was charged with six counts of misdemeanor prostitution….

There’s a part of me (albeit a small part) that feels almost guilty about kicking a man when he’s down. Then again, when that man is a self-righteous, holier-than-thou, I talk to God and you don’t Christian, when should I feel guilty. Hell, I should be kicking him with both feet. If the man has a problem, he needs to deal with it, but if he’s going to portray himself as somehow blessed by God, he deserves his comeuppance.

And how stupid do you be to pay for hookers with a check? Self-righteous, holier-than-thou…and dumber than a box of hair. Nice combination, eh? Oh, but it gets even better:

For over three decades, Privette has been one of the best known and most outrageous spokesmen for “family values” and Christian extreme right politics in North Carolina. In the 1970s, he was serving as minister at the North Kannapolis Baptist Church when he joined the tide of evangelicals entering politics that included the Moral Majority and Christian Coalition. He served in the N.C. Legislature from 1984 to 1992, and has been a member of the board of commissioners in Cabarrus County since 1998.

Finally, the Good Reverend decides to take a walk on the wild side…and he wasn’t even smart enough to pay cash. Yes, there no doubt will be a special place in Hell the DUMB@$$ Hall of Fame Shame for Rev. Privette…and by the way, they don’t take checks.

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