August 27, 2007 7:23 AM

From the Department of Premature Ejacu...er, celebration

Gonzales Has Resigned as Attorney General

Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by controversy and accusations of perjury before Congress, has resigned. A senior administration official said he would announce the decision later this morning in Washington.

TPRS has never been a breaking news sight, and for a very good reason. I actually have a job, so I’m reduced to spewing my views early in the morning or late at night (i.e.- proofreading is optional at best), before or after most news occurs. This morning, however, I’m happy to forward a breaking, as-yet-unsubstantiated rumor that Torture Boy Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has submitted his resignation to Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © . If true, this news would set off a drunken bacchanal in Democratic circles unlike anything we’ve seen for quite some time. There will be Democratics still working off today’s hangover on Friday morning…but it will be well worth it.

Perhaps Gonzales has finally discovered the reality that something like 97.5% of the American sheeple think he’s a lying sack of dog excrement and should probably be on the other side of a prison cell door. Gonzales, while by no means the only inept partisan hack currently inhabiting BushWorld, has become the poster boy for this Administration’s determination to turn the Constitution into little more than a meaningless piece of paper.

On the bright side, I’ll bet Gonzales will look FABULOUS in an orange prison jumpsuit.

Time to go, Alberto…don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ on your way to a federal lockup….

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