You'll know he's serious when he serves divorce papers to his wife while she's in a hospital bed

Rudy Giuliani is probably going to be the next president of the United States … because it’s all about image. He’s got the big anti-terrorist image. On January 20, 2009, you may very well be welcoming to the White House Rudy Giuliani and his lovely wife … whoever that may be at the time. … Giuliani’s first wife was his cousin. I’m not making that up. I think that’s a very cheap way to go after the Southern vote.

– Bill Maher