September 5, 2007 6:23 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Sen. Larry Craig and the other side of the coin

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #654: Rev. Michael Bresciani

All the hype about Larry Craig’s demise leaves something out. Conspicuously missing is the attention that should have been paid to the appalling habits, the seedy haunts and inconvenient places gays have chosen to further their sleazy activities. But lets not forget that just as the undercover cop who nabbed Larry Craig, may have never expected to nab a U.S. Senator; neither did the gays who frequent the stalls at the airport bathroom. Their preferred targets, victims, would be younger men perhaps even underage. Just like your sons.

Yes, America…it’s time to be on your guard- for the newest threat stalking good, God-fearing Americans lurks in our public toilets. Laugh if you must, but we may be sacrificing the very youth and innocence of our children by allowing them to use public toilets. And THANK GOD for brave, red-blooded American DUMB@$$E$ patriots like Michael Bresciani who are willing to clue us in to the life-changing horrors than lurk behind those doors to the very portals of Hell.

If your looking or something to fear, how about the stunning ignorance and self-righteous fear-mongering over a new “problem” invented by “Christian” trolls like Bresciani? There is nothing new in the sort of behavior (allegedly) engaged in by Sen. Craig. It’s not a new phenomenon, nor is it likely any more or less prevalent than in the past. Of course, now that the blinding white of fear, ignorance, and demagoguery is being focused on this subculture, OMIGOD!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!! They’re here, they’re queer, AND THEY RECRUITING!!! EVEN worse…THEY’RE IN THE SENATE!!!

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???

It must be noted that neither the Minneapolis Airport bathrooms nor those in Ft. Lauderdale are the problem alone. Public bathrooms across the nation are now one of the favorites of the gay sleaze spots. Why all the attention on a single U.S. Senator and so little for the gay trend? That’s easy to answer as we approach an election year. We are also approaching a year of judgment but few will be aware of that.

Yep, and those evil fudge-packers will be the first in line for the ovens in Hell…’cuz Jesus ain’t no Liberal homo, don’tcha know???

Look, I understand that Rev. Bresiciani is free to believe as he sees fit. I also understand that I’m free to call Bresciani on his self-righteous, holier-than-thou, hyper-religiosity. Bresciani represents everything that’s wrong with Christianity today. His hateful diatribes are no more about the teachings of Jesus Christ than Mary Kay Letourneau was about schtupping men her own age.

Oh…and the next time you can’t hold it any more and you absolutely have to go into a public restroom, be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

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