Meet Your New President: Lee L. Mercer, Jr.
My Campaign Theme: The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international.
My Platform: My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education. I was ordered to create and or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting it through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law Laws across the board.
It’s like deja vu all over again, no? After eight years of a President who can’t speak in complete sentences…well, why the Hell not? Except that Lee Mercer ought to be FUN!
Look, if Duncan Hunter, Sam Brownback, and Tom Tancredo can run for President, why not Lee Mercer, who will no doubt look positively LIBRUL next to this triumvirate of reactionary, intolerant fools.
Run, Lee, run!!!
