7¬¨Œ© Reasons Not to Have Sex in Union Station’s Bathrooms
There’s only one story in the saga of Sen. Larry Craig that involves actual dick-sucking, and it happens to be set in Union Station. The tale involves an anonymous 40-year-old ex-Republican. Since August of 2004, this man has claimed‚Äö√Ñ√Æin digitally altered audio, of course‚Äö√Ñ√Æto have had a very frustrating few minutes with the senator in Union Station’s men’s rooms. He alleged that he twice tried to get it on with Craig. In both instances, the trysts were interrupted when the stalls started filling up.
Damn the bad luck, eh? Just when you begin thinking that this might be your lucky day…people keep filtering in to use the men’s room for it’s actual intended purpose. Jeebus, what’s a lonely guy gotta do in order to get a little privacy?
Well, you might try something other than looking for love in a men’s room…’cuz if there’s a less romantic trysting place on the face of the planet…well, I sure as Hell have no idea where or what it might be.
Human sexuality takes all manner of forms, and as long as it involves consenting adults, then I suppose no harm is done. Then again, if one of the consenting adults is a Conservative Republican US Senator who champions “family values” and rails against the evils of homosexuality…well, I’m not certain I possess the vocabulary to adequately express my disdain for that sort of rank hypocrisy.
Hey, it’s midnight, people…do you know which stall your Senator is in??