Bush Pays Surprise Visit to Reality: President Calls Two-Hour Stop in Real World ‚Äö√Ñ√≤Informative’
President George W. Bush departed from his planned itinerary on Labor Day to make a surprise visit to reality, later calling the two-hour stop in the real world “informative.” For Mr. Bush, the visit to reality, while brief, was still significant because it represented his first visit to the real world since being elected President in 2000…. “The President has not visited reality the entire time he’s been in the White House,” one aide said. “The closest he’s come is watching ‚Äö√Ñ√≤Survivor.’”…. Mr. Bush touched down in the real world a little after dawn, delivering a brief address on the airport runway in which he attempted to put the best face on his relationship with reality, a relationship which has been frayed in recent years. But beneath the smiles and positive statements, Mr. Bush’s aides seemed well aware that the President’s relationship with reality is complicated at best, since his approval rating in the real world currently hovers at an all-time low…. “The President deserves a lot of credit for making this visit to reality,” one aide said. “He doesn’t have a natural constituency here.”
It’s one thing to laugh about Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © and the bubble he seemingly lives. Surrounded by sycophants who primarily tell him only what he wants to hear, and insulated from impeachment by a Democratic leadership still searching for their cojones, The Worst President EVER © lives in an American unrecognizable to most of us. It’s a world in which Evildoers are all around us, and King George the Worst © is the only one with the means and the wherewhital to keep us safe. That believing this means swallowing a dizzying array of ever-changing propaganda points seems almost beside the point. He says it, therefore it’s Gospel. The fact that so many pronouncements issued by The Decider © have little basis in reality, but seem to be firmly grounded in propaganda, seems something that the Mainstream Media seems unwilling or unable to acknowledge.
This might be an interesting intellectual exercise, except for the reality that the President for Life © and his devotion to how things should be instead of how they really are has sentenced hundreds of thousands to brutal, senseless deaths. And we’ve stood idly by as an ignorant, sycophantic minority has waved the flag and glorified the senseless, immoral slaughter in the name of protecting the Homeland from the Evildoers.
Yes, this reality has been thoroughly propagandized for your protection….
NOW CAN WE IMPEACH THE LYING, MURDERING BASTARD??
