October 7, 2007 8:09 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Chertoff: Illegals ‘Degrade’ Environment

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #668: Michael Chertoff

Illegal migrants really degrade the environment. I’ve seen pictures of human waste, garbage, discarded bottles and other human artifact in pristine areas. And believe me, that is the worst thing you can do to the environment.

Yes, they take our jobs, they chase our women, and now- as Homeland Security Czar (and world-class DUMB@$$) Michael Chertoff has conclusively proven- they’re degrading our environment. Yes, America, I’m referring to the evil scourge that are the Brown People- the Mexicans (and really, they’re ALL Mexicans, aren’t they??) that ooze across our border in the dark of night, our economy and Our Way of Life in their crosshairs.

Thankfully, Chertoff has what promises to be the PERFECT solution…LET’S BUILD A FENCE!! Yessirree, if we can build it, THEY WON’T COME! The evil Brown People will be forced to stay in Mexico, or Guatemala, or Pensacola…or whatever rock it is they happen to crawl out from under. I know that I’LL feel a LOT safer once those 700 miles of fencing have been built, thus preventing the evil, dirty, despicable Brown People from leaking through the border like some international metaphor for incontinence.

C’mon, people…it’s about time for a reality check, don’tcha think? We’re talking about a border fence that will have more holes in it than Rush Limbaugh’s arrest record. This don’t even take into account our NORTHERN border with Canada, which will remain the longest (and most porous) undefended border in the world. ‘Course, Canadians look like us (and, even if they don’t talk like us, at least they’re not speaking Spanish, eh?), and everyone knows that White Folks can’t be terrorists…right?? Every red-blooded American should know by now that Brown skin = terrorist…whether actual or potential is just a matter of motive, training, and opportunity. The best, quickest, and easiest way to solve this problem? Just keep the Brown People out, and voila!!…no more 9.11s

Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ DUMB@$$….

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