Obscure GOP Pervert of the Day: Christian Clown Busted With Porn Cache
An Illinois man who worked as a “Christian clown” named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a “clowning” trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year…. On his web site, Carlock (who has worked with his wife, a fellow clown) describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children’s church. Carlock told investigators that he previously traveled to the House of Joy in 2004 and visited a Mexican orphanage in 2002. He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967.
OK, so there’s no proof that Amon Paul Carlock is a Republican, but given that he’s an evangelical Christian and also claims to be an ordained minister…well, what do you think the odds are? Yeah, that’s kinda what I thought…. Welcome to Cocktober, where the perversion never ends!!
Granted, I realize that the vast majority of those who preach the Gospel and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ in whatever capacity are generally good and decent people. Sadly, all it takes are a few bad apples…and before you know it, THEY ALL look like child-diddling perverts, don’t they? And why not a little role-playing in the service of the Lord? After all, even the most righteous and godly of men have needs, no? Of course, most also don’t take advantage of the most vulnerable, either.
Yes, Virginia…if there’s an express lane to Hell, this DUMB@$$ ought to be on it.
