World’s Hottest PMILF Maybe Wins Ukraine Collection?
President’s Allies Ahead in Ukraine: Exit Polls Show Slim Margin; Key Rivals Both Claim Victory
Former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko is claiming victory in Sunday’s national elections (in Ukraine) and the Orange Revolution blah blah blah oh my god she is still smoking hot. She’s kind of goth and habitually wears this weird “crown of hair” hairstyle ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ known locally as the “Yulia,” which means her name in Ukrainian ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ but we still support Ms. Tymoshenko as the world’s finest PMILF.
It’s always been a disturbingly undeniable fact that politicians from Russia and the other former Soviet republics are fat, joyless, ham-handed drudges that not even most self-respecting prostitutes would want to schtupp- no matter how much vodka you plied them with. Let’s face facts; politicians from this part of the world can only charitably be described as U-G-L-Y, as if someone began beating them with an ugly stick and just didn’t let up. These folks take ugly to levels most mere mortals can only dream of. (Not so) many aspire, but few attain.
Back during the Clinton Administration, Whoopi Goldberg was speaking admiringly of now-Sen. Hillary Clinton, when she said, “Finally!! A First Lady you could (&^%!!” Not exactly a PMILF, to be certain, and certainly NOT in Yulia Tymoshenko’s class, but when it comes to ugly, American politicians aren’t exactly pikers. Barbara Boxer? Nancy Pelosi? Aughh…medic!!
Sexist? Certainly. Nonetheless, you’ve got to admit that Ms. Tymoshenko is a welcome change from your usual, run-of-the-mill former Soviet bloc political hack.
I have no idea what Ms. Tymoshenko stands for, but who cares? Most Ukrainian males are just waiting with breathless anticipation for her swinsuit calendar and her Playboy spread to come out. Sure, it’s an uncoventional way to bring a country together, but sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do….