Thank you, and welcome to another episode of “Romancing the Decongestant”. In today’s episode, we’ll join Jack as he searches for the drug that will once again allow him to breathe. After determining that Alavert wasn’t up to the task, Jack moves on to the next suitor candidate…in this case, it’s Benadryl.
Man, I don’t know what’s in the air here in Portland, but I haven’t been able to breathe since I got here. I’ve run-down, my head feels like a cement mixer, and I’m exhausted. Other than that, I’m in great shape….
