October 31, 2007 6:44 AM

We're from the government and...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....

Can anyone give a girl a hand?

Democracy can be so messy and inefficient, knowhutimean?? Say hello to the Imperial President. Hey, we’re at war, remember??

Freedom tickles. And even if it didn’t, d’ya really think we’d own up to it?

Inside of a month, Stephen Colbert could well be the front runner for President! But WHICH Stephen Colbert??

Finally, some news we can all use- HALLE BERRY’S CLEAVAGE!!! (Bonus: BUTT DOUBLES!!!)

Do you LOVE Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © ? And Moonies? And have a history of ignoring abject truth in the effort to advance your narrow, ignorant, fear-based, uber-intolerant agenda? Well, this is your lucky day…’cuz the Washington Times is looking for YOU!!

God help you if you happen to share a name with a popular beer. There’s not a lawyer on Earth that will be able to protect you.

I want this man as my President. What’s a few LSD flashbacks between friends?

Hey, come on, now…I could (&^% up like this. Really. I could. All I’m asking for is a chance….

Oops. Our bad. Sorry ‘bout that….

James Inhofe: a voice of reason and sanity (or not)….

Forget Halloween. What’s the most frightening out there? Yep, that’s right…the frightening specter of Sen. Hillary Clinton as President. Kinda makes you want to play Russian Roulette on the kitchen floor, doesn’t it??

Yeah, I know…it really CAN get pretty lonely in a small Washington logging town.

MICHELLE MALKIN IS BREEDING!! RUN!!!

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