November 2007 Archives
- November 30, 2007
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Santa Dog!!
Comments (1) - November 30, 2007
Every now and again, I miss Texas...for all the wrong reasons
Comments (11) - November 30, 2007
Stupidity may be more powerful than we imagined - November 30, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 30, 2007
Well, it does run through Hell...er, Dallas
Comments (2) - November 30, 2007
Don't look at me...I was nowhere near the place
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
Enjoy your sojourn in Hell
Comments (5) - November 29, 2007
And you thought they were all about family values?
Comments (2) - November 29, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...even in the NFL - November 29, 2007
Inquiring minds want to know...'cuz it's not like we've got anything else to talk about
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
A square peg in a world of round holes - November 29, 2007
All the news that's fit to...well, I'm not quite sure what, actually....
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
Liars, damn liars, and Karl Rove: Revisionist History 101 - November 28, 2007
Charity begins at home...with your favorite Republican Presidential candidate
Comments (2) - November 28, 2007
What do Soviets and Bushbots have in common? How about revisionist history? - November 28, 2007
Hey, African-Americans don't follow baseball...right? - November 28, 2007
And look what a fine specimen of manhood I turned out to be.... - November 28, 2007
Not quite like fine American craps...er, craftsmanship, eh?
Comments (3) - November 28, 2007
The diplomatic equivalent of crocodile tears - November 27, 2007
The surprise, of course, is that he apparently has a heart. Who knew??
Comments (3) - November 27, 2007
Time to let the punishment fit the crime
Comments (6) - November 27, 2007
What...you thought they were selling news? - November 27, 2007
Justice may be blind...but perhaps that's the problem - November 27, 2007
Sometimes, when the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers - November 27, 2007
Time to bite the hand that feeds me
Comments (1) - November 26, 2007
So, if we executed one...? - November 26, 2007
A wolf in sheep's clothing is still a wolf
Comments (7) - November 26, 2007
How did we get here? And, no, you can't use 9.11 as an excuse.... - November 26, 2007
If it weren't true, it wouldn't hurt, would it? - November 26, 2007
Who are these guys? And what have they done with my Vikings?? - November 26, 2007
Yeah, they're a classy bunch, aren't they?? - November 25, 2007
Tomorrow at a press conference Ron Paul will introduce him as his running mate
Comments (6) - November 25, 2007
They're called the American Sheeple for a reason - November 25, 2007
Be afraid...be VERY afraid
Comments (1) - November 25, 2007
You served your purpose...now go away, willya?? - November 25, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - November 25, 2007
Yes, guys, this is about as close as you'll ever get to these
Comments (2) - November 24, 2007
Yet another volcano break - November 24, 2007
Years to build, a few short minutes to destroy - November 24, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...eh, perhaps not.... - November 24, 2007
There's a reason why "baseball" and "gay porn" should never appear in the same sentence - November 24, 2007
Good luck stuffing that salmon
Comments (1) - November 24, 2007
Hypocrisy never takes a holiday - November 23, 2007
Time for another volcano break - November 23, 2007
A nice Thanksgiving memory - November 23, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - November 23, 2007
The spoiled and ignorant vs. the intolerant and judgemental
Comments (4) - November 23, 2007
If you look off in the distance, you can almost see Bigfoot - November 23, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 22, 2007
It's all about keeping your priorities straight - November 22, 2007
A time to be thankful
Comments (3) - November 22, 2007
No joy in Mudville - November 22, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 22, 2007
Well, this would certainly explain Tom DeLay, Tom Tancredo, Michelle Malkin, etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseum....
Comments (1) - November 22, 2007
The only thing missing was a pair of kneepads and a tube of Astroglide
Comments (3) - November 21, 2007
Breaking news from the TPRS Washington bureau: Bush Administration populated by liars, thugs, and dominionist theocrats. Film at 11....
Comments (2) - November 21, 2007
Sure, he's an All-Pro Quarterback...but does he swallow? - November 21, 2007
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - November 21, 2007
I think I'd buy a Third World Country - November 21, 2007
A day in the life - November 21, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 20, 2007
At least his dog still loves him...I think - November 20, 2007
Wanting something to be a certain way does not ipso facto make it so - November 20, 2007
The first skirmish in the War On Christmas
Comments (4) - November 20, 2007
The classical version of "Fractured Fairy Tales" - November 20, 2007
Conclusive proof that Conservatives lack a sense of humor - November 20, 2007
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (3) - November 19, 2007
From the "Conclusive Proof That Decency In Politics Really IS An Oxymoron Department" - November 19, 2007
Another trip to Bizarro World.... - November 19, 2007
Morality and decency are for losers who won't [insert tasteless sexual double entendre here] - November 19, 2007
This must be what they call "Compassionate Conservatism" - November 19, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 18, 2007
...and Dick Cheney for Minister of War - November 18, 2007
There's a time and a place for that...and it's called "COLLEGE"
Comments (3) - November 18, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 18, 2007
It's all fun and games until they nail your feet to the board - November 17, 2007
If they're old enough to die for their country, they're old enough for...er...adult entertainment
Comments (3) - November 17, 2007
I wish somebody would - November 17, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 17, 2007
Everything that's wrong with the NHL.... - November 17, 2007
So who's on top? - November 16, 2007
Guess where I'm not spending Thanksgiving? - November 16, 2007
No, it doesn't make me want to go to England...but it does make me want to find a bathroom
Comments (3) - November 16, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 16, 2007
He's on the back nine at Kapalua right about now - November 16, 2007
Lying, cheating, and stealing in the name of Our Lord - November 15, 2007
Keepin' 'em scared and stupid - November 15, 2007
Ah, Schadenfreude...thou art a cruel and highly entertaining mistress
Comments (4) - November 15, 2007
Yes, it surely is.... - November 15, 2007
The continuing persecution of good, God-fearing gay...uh, Republicans continues.... - November 15, 2007
Yes, the continuing persecution of intolerant, anti-choice Christians continues unabated - November 15, 2007
Coming soon to a male fantasy near you
Comments (3) - November 14, 2007
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the candle out of thine own penis; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the candle out of thy brother's penis - November 14, 2007
You've come a long way, baby...or not
Comments (2) - November 14, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 14, 2007
Ron Paul? He's not a real candidate...is he??
Comments (2) - November 14, 2007
Things that make me want to play Russian Roulette on the living room floor - November 14, 2007
It's just a matter of time.... - November 13, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 13, 2007
Truth is for those losers who can't handle effective marketing - November 13, 2007
Celebrating a football town with a drinking problem
Comments (2) - November 13, 2007
Well, what do you expect from a feminazi? - November 12, 2007
From the Department of Redundancy Department - November 12, 2007
Sure, it may LOOK like Paradise.... (#3)
Comments (3) - November 12, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 12, 2007
Mommie Dearest...and a VERY bad boy - November 12, 2007
A hypocrite, a liar...AND he has a small penis. Yep; sounds like a Republican, all right. - November 11, 2007
Happy Veteran's Day...time to slap another magnetic ribbon on the SUV, Marge!
Comments (1) - November 11, 2007
Go ahead...laugh
Comments (1) - November 11, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...but there's certainly a right way to do the wrong thing - November 11, 2007
Another lesson learned...or not
Comments (2) - November 11, 2007
Yeah, but Clinton was a Democrat...he deserved it - November 11, 2007
Yeah; find your own tragedy to exploit - November 10, 2007
Go to Compassionate Conservative, hang a right, and you can't miss it - November 10, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 10, 2007
The gift that keeps on giving.... - November 10, 2007
Yes, the fact that they're breeding SHOULD be a cause for concern - November 9, 2007
Sure, and you think it's easy writing headlines - November 9, 2007
Another brick in the wall
Comments (2) - November 9, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, I don't think it would involve decrying the "slutification of America" - November 9, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (1) - November 9, 2007
You know you're really having a crappy day when.... - November 9, 2007
This one I'll leave to your imagination
Comments (2) - November 9, 2007
Whatever it takes - November 8, 2007
Sure, it may LOOK like Paradise.... (#2) - November 8, 2007
Government, of, by, and for the...oh, never mind.... - November 8, 2007
Truth is for those lacking the balls and the creativity for propaganda - November 8, 2007
Looks like someone's got a zipper problem - November 8, 2007
Something tells me this is not going to end well - November 8, 2007
Neither is the person currently in the White House - November 7, 2007
Critical thinking? That's SO pre-9.11.... - November 7, 2007
Democracy for sale
Comments (2) - November 7, 2007
Anyone care to explain this travesty? - November 7, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 7, 2007
Not exactly the record a Republican would want to run on
Comments (3) - November 7, 2007
A little early morning potty...uh, humor.... - November 6, 2007
Those who refuse to recognize their history are condemned to look like insensitive DUMB@$$E$
Comments (6) - November 6, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 6, 2007
My favorite picture from the weekend - November 6, 2007
Jack Cluth: Who (&^%$#@ cares?
Comments (1) - November 6, 2007
No, I'm not scared of heights. Really. Why do you ask?? - November 6, 2007
"Gross Old Perverts"...and principled "family values": not a contradiction if you're a Republican - November 5, 2007
Sure, it may LOOK like Paradise....
Comments (3) - November 5, 2007
Silliness by any other name is still silliness - November 5, 2007
If you're going to sleep with the Devil, don't come running to me when you get burned - November 5, 2007
I'll take "Impeach" for $300, Bob.... - November 5, 2007
They'd take care of you, but they're too busy taking care of themselves
Comments (3) - November 5, 2007
Hey, come on...this sounds WAY better than a playoff system.... - November 4, 2007
Yet another high-definition volcano break
Comments (3) - November 4, 2007
Time for a high-definition volcano break - November 4, 2007
It's all about integrity...but apparently not about accountability - November 4, 2007
Wide-stanced race-card-playing fascists - November 4, 2007
A communique from the "I'll do and/or say anything to win the Presidency" Department - November 4, 2007
Anyone else enjoying this as much as I am? - November 4, 2007
Yeah, right....WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (1) - November 3, 2007
Happy Ballunarfest!
Comments (2) - November 3, 2007
Breaking news from the Department of Redundancy Department - November 3, 2007
What? And accept Socialism?? - November 3, 2007
So much for the courage of your convictions, eh? - November 3, 2007
The Oregon State Phallic Symbol
Comments (2) - November 3, 2007
Well, he is a Republican - November 2, 2007
You might be an @$$wipe and a religious zealot, but you still have free speech rights
Comments (7) - November 2, 2007
Time for a new diversion - November 2, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 2, 2007
Shots from the Astoria Column
Comments (1) - November 2, 2007
Thankfully, no one asked him about the anal probe
Comments (1) - November 1, 2007
Or tearing the head off small animals. Or eviscerating your wife. Or assassinating a President.... - November 1, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - November 1, 2007
The only thing missing was the Stanford band
Comments (1) - November 1, 2007
It'a all about keeping your priorities straight
Comments (3) - November 1, 2007
No, Charlie don't surf....
Comments (2) - November 1, 2007
Well, terrorists ARE dark-skinned, aren't they??