November 7, 2007 5:35 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Messianic Democrat To End World’s Problems, Zioni$m

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #684: Randy Crow

Some of the activities I enjoy are bicycling, nature, reading, art, and staying active. In my opinion we are living in the evil time described in the Bible Book of Revelations and zioni$t$ and bad guys are trying to rule the world and using wars they manipulate to get people to kill and imprison themselves.

OK, so here’s how it’s gonna be: if Republicans can have Ron Paul, then we Democrats should be able to have an unreconstructed nutjob of our very own. Right? Actually, Randy Crow makes Ron Paul look absolutely down-the-freakin’-middle mainstream by comparison…and at least Paul can actually raise money. I think Crow’s campaign is running- literally- on a a wing and a prayer.

Outside of a career that, from all indications, has been limited to serving as body double for Bob Hoskins (Thankfully, Hoskins, to my knowledge, has never done a nude scene. I’m not sure how Crow would be able to square that with the “family values” crowd.), I’m not at all sure what Crow’s qualifications are. Then again, after almost seven years, I’m still not sure what qualifications the current moron in the Oval Office had prior to his stealing the 2000 election. And no, lying, cheating, stealing, and propagandizing are NOT talents.

There’s never been a law or any sort of electoral regulation requiring that a Presidential candidate have a functional sense of right and wrong or even a tenuous grip on reality. Given that we still have a full year of Hillary Clinton stump speeches in front of us, this is no doubt a good thing- for politics without entertainment value would leave us with…well, Republicans.

No, Randy Crow may not have a snowball’s chance in Hell, but neither does Ron Paul…and what they don’t know won’t hurt them, right?

Hmm…I wonder if Crow can raise $4 million in one day, though?

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