Christina Aguilera: Pregnant, Naked And Proud
Christina Aguilera bares all for the January 2008 issue of Marie Claire, on newsstands nationally Dec. 11. She is reportedly due in January with her and husband Jordan Bratman’s first child.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m not hating on Ms. Aguilera for being pregnant. If she’s happy (and by all indications, that certainly seems to be the case), then who am I to cast aspersions? No, the problem I have is with the idea that pregnant celebrities like Aguilera who think that doing the “tasteful nude” thing deserve a forum. Personally, I could care less if Aguilera rolls naked through Times Square while fellating Howard Stern on the back of a Harley-Davidson. but do we REALLY need to see her naked, swollen form staring out at us from a magazine rack?
No, I’m not being prudish; I just fail to grasp why female celebrities see any value in posing nude while pregnant. Of course, the reality that they’re no doubt being handsomely compensated probably wouldn’t have anything to do with it…would it?? Hey, if it worked for Demi Moore and Britney Spears….
I know there are porn sites devoted to this sort of fetishistic behavior, and if Aguilera really needs to pad her bank account that badly…well, what’s a DUMB@$$ to do?
In the meantime, can we PLEASE call a moratorium on “tastefully nude” pregnant celebrities? Look, I’m all for naked women, but this is just WAY too much of a good thing, don’tcha think??
