Yet another prominent Republican has been caught in a gay sex scandal. I think GOP stands for ‘Grab Our Penises.’ … It’s another anti-gay, anti-gay marriage Republican. Washington state Representative Richard Curtis admitted to police he left his wife at home dressed up in women’s clothing, which were red stockings and a black sequin lingerie top. He had sex with a man in an adult boutique, then went to a hotel with the guy and had sex with him again still dressed in the women’s clothes. So not only is the guy a hypocrite, he’s also a little tramp too. … After all this, the guy says he is not gay. Even Larry Craig is saying, ‘Shut up.’
- Jay Leno
November 6, 2007 4:40 AM