Laura Dern or Katherine Harris? You decide
Is It Wrong to Lust After Katherine Harris’ tits?
We always knew Katherine Harris had some awesome cougar tits. But now Laura Dern is giving our voter fraud MILF a run for her money in this shot from the set of HBO’s Recount. So who has better breasts: Laura Dern or Katherine Harris? You decide.
OK, so politically speaking, it’s the dog days of 2007. The primaries are still a few weeks away, and it seems like forever since a candidate has been caught in flagrante delicto with their neighbor’s dog or a woman other than their mistress. So how is anyone with even a passing interest in the 2008 Presidential race suppose to keep their interest up?
Well, funny you should ask, ‘cuz I’ve got something practically guaranteed to fire up a heated debate. You may or may not have heard that HBO is in the midst of filming a movie about Katherine Harris’ role in the clusterf—k that was the Florida Presidential vote in 2000. Amazing how such nakedly partisan machinations can make or break a career, eh? Ah, but I digress, because the real question here is who has the better Katherine Harris cougar cleavage: Laura Dern, or the GOP’s favorite cougar, Kitty Harris her own self. Talk about art imitating life…but it sure beats the Hell out of trying to parse Mike Huckabee’s position on gay sex in airport men’s rooms.
