November 15, 2007 6:31 AM

The continuing persecution of good, God-fearing gay...uh, Republicans continues....

Florida state Rep. Bob Allen guilty in bathroom-sex case

VIERA - State Rep. Bob Allen’s troubles may only get worse. Seconds after he was convicted Friday of soliciting a sex act in a park bathroom, legislative leaders were discussing how to remove him from office…. “This conviction makes it impossible for Rep. Allen to represent responsibly the citizens of his district,” Florida House Speaker Marco Rubio said in a statement. “Furthermore, it is my personal belief that it harms the reputation of the Florida House of Representatives. We will now take the appropriate steps.”

Why do Godless Libruls insists on persecuting Godly Republicans simply because they’re trying to blow off a little steam? You just have to know that those long, lonely days and nights doing the People’s Business and working to make our government into a Dominionist theocracy awakens certain, uh…urges…in Republican males, right? And hey, it’s not like Bob Allen was online trolling for 13-year-old girls. No, he was doing it the old fashioned way, trolling men’s rooms at public parks, looking for large black men with certain…needs.

Look, just because Allen engages in sexual activities that you and I might not approve of doesn’t mean that he shouldn’t be able to legislate against others engaging in those same activities. If a Republican legislator can’t engage in a little research, how is he going to know just how heinous these crimes against nature are? At least now, Allen can say that he has extensive first-hand knowledge of and experience with deviant homosexual practices- and yes, they most definitely ARE very sinful. Hey, he should know, right?

We should be thankful for brave, committed leaders like Bob Allen- Godly, selfless Republican legislators willing to put in the long, hard hours engage in the sweaty but necessary work done in well-lubricated men’s room. Without the sacrifices of Allen and those like him, we might never know the depths to which some will sink in order to satisfy their sick, sinful urges.

FREE BOB ALLEN!!

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