Everybody wants to rule the world: Steven Colbert may not be running for President any longer, but apparently someone thinks he’s just the man to rule Williamsburg, VA….
Conclusive proof that God doesn’t exist: Even praying for rain can’t break the drought in the Southeast.
But you’ll be able to recognize it by it’s great food and family atmosphere: Guess what?? Bismarck, ND, is getting a Hooter’s!! Umm…I’ve been to Bismarck this time of year. Trust me on this one; not even a Hooter’s will make it an interesting or pleasant place to be…unless you’re planning to slit your wrists in a hotel bathtub….
Time for another visit from Captain Obvious: Hmm…you know what this OJ trial is missing?? How about an attractive (and dead) White woman? Yeah, that’s the ticket….
Army Strong…or not: After lowering standards again, the U.S. military meets recruiting goals, looks forward to sending its first brigade of 17-year-old, asthmatic, walleyed drug dealers into battle.
You know you’re life sucks when: The difference between being a temp with a JD behind your name versus being a temp without a JD behind your name? Oh, about $25/hour….
No, you really CAN’T make this stuff up, can you?: Sen. Macaca is back!! And he LOVES Fred Thompson….
Well, it WAS on sale: And besides, drinking hairspray is cheaper at WalMart….
Nothing to clap about: A million cases of chlamydia were reported in the US last year. Feel free to insert your own tasteless joke here….
