The Conservative Insult Generator- When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives
Use this handy tool to generate 27,000 possible random insults to hurl at all those fanatical, unmedicated, warmongering, FOX News-humping, Constitution-trampling, right-wing morons in your midst…. The Conservative Insult Generator is based on “27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives,” as featured in How to Win a Fight with a Conservative.
What’s the point of political discourse if you can’t have some fun? Normally, I’m not into cheap, gratuitous insults, but this is all tongue-in-cheek, and it is pretty funny. (To be fair there’s also a Liberal Insult Generator. After all, Daniel Kurtzman’s trying to sell some books here.) A few of these random-generated insults are pretty much spot on, though.