December 2007 Archives
- December 31, 2007
2007's final volcano break
Comments (1) - December 31, 2007
For those of you who've stopped paying attention (#2).... - December 31, 2007
In a sports landscape populated by cheaters and druggies, a story worth hearing - December 31, 2007
And the 2007 Worst Person of the Year is...drum roll, please....
Comments (3) - December 31, 2007
Greetings from Immaturity Fest 2007 - December 31, 2007
Looks like the Aggie booger-mining team was at the game - December 31, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 31, 2007
Yes, you are one of America's 50 Most Loathsome People...and deservedly so
Comments (1) - December 30, 2007
Table hockey- the wave of the future. Well, it would be if this were 1971. - December 30, 2007
Linda Blair could not be reached for comment - December 30, 2007
Standardized testing could have prevented this - December 30, 2007
Time to admit to the truth, don't you think? - December 30, 2007
Don't try this at home, kids. She's a professional...or she's drunk.... - December 30, 2007
This just in: Conservative-Funded study says Titanic most seaworthy cruise ship - December 30, 2007
Yeah, but in Heaven the ducks shoot back
Comments (2) - December 29, 2007
Attention all Paultards....
Comments (2) - December 29, 2007
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out of town. - December 29, 2007
And if those who voted for him had any scruples.... - December 29, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 29, 2007
For those of you who've stopped paying attention.... - December 29, 2007
Yeah...Baghdad looks more like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with each passing day - December 28, 2007
The definition of courage
Comments (1) - December 28, 2007
Nothing quite like having a little fun at the expense of the humorless, don'tcha think?? - December 28, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it - December 28, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (17) - December 28, 2007
Hey, it worked for this guy.... - December 28, 2007
The beauty of pandering to the lowest common denominator is that no one asks uncomfortable questions - December 27, 2007
Somewhere, Georges Santayana is smiling - December 27, 2007
It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's Our Glorious & Benevolent Leader © !! - December 27, 2007
A New Year's Day tradition I can grow to like - December 27, 2007
And you wonder why George W. Bush was re-elected?
Comments (1) - December 27, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - December 26, 2007
Somewhere, Michael Stipe is writhing in agony - December 26, 2007
Profits before people...or, What's wrong with this picture??
Comments (4) - December 26, 2007
Watching Republicans eat their young can be quite entertaining
Comments (1) - December 26, 2007
Not exactly the reason for the season - December 26, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 26, 2007
Strip clubs objectify women? Who knew??
Comments (2) - December 25, 2007
Someone's been a very naughty boy
Comments (1) - December 25, 2007
A well-deserved Christmas volcano break - December 25, 2007
Yes, Virginia...some folks really DO deserve a lump of coal in their stocking this year
Comments (4) - December 25, 2007
Let's hope your Christmas dinner won't suck
Comments (2) - December 25, 2007
It's lonely at the top, ain't it??
Comments (1) - December 25, 2007
Ho ho...who you callin' a ho?? - December 25, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 25, 2007
A very Madison Avenue Christmas - December 24, 2007
And so it begins.... - December 24, 2007
Somewhere over Waco, Christmas comes to a halt - December 24, 2007
May all your stockings get stuffed
Comments (4) - December 24, 2007
Well, there goes my Christmas - December 24, 2007
It's called "Education"...NOT "Indoctrination" - December 24, 2007
Yeah, I know...but it should have been.... - December 24, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 23, 2007
A Christmas wish we can all get behind - December 23, 2007
Why you never hear "corporate" and "humanity" in the same sentence
Comments (3) - December 23, 2007
I think I would have pureed it myself - December 23, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 23, 2007
A fair and level playing field? In your dreams.
Comments (2) - December 22, 2007
Yeah, that oughta shake things up....
Comments (2) - December 22, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 22, 2007
Time to get our priorities straight, don'tchathink?? - December 22, 2007
One less race-baiting, moralizing Republican thug.... - December 22, 2007
Every good Christian will have one of these on their tree this Christmas
Comments (1) - December 21, 2007
Plenty of money to conduct a senseless war, but none to take care of our own
Comments (1) - December 21, 2007
Actually, I'm surprised they're walking upright - December 21, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 21, 2007
Yes, you too can earn a Master's degree in Radical Dominionist Creation Theology
Comments (4) - December 21, 2007
Yeah, traffic kinda backed up after they found the disembodied head in the fast lane - December 20, 2007
Have a very Larry (Craig) Christmas
Comments (2) - December 20, 2007
No autopsy, no foul - December 20, 2007
No, Virginia, not ALL athletes are spoiled, pampered thugs - December 20, 2007
The single guy's dream job
Comments (1) - December 20, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 19, 2007
Let the smear campaign begin....
Comments (2) - December 19, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - December 19, 2007
It's all about keeping your priorities straight - December 19, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 19, 2007
And you thought your family was (&^%$#@ up....
Comments (2) - December 18, 2007
There'll be a little extra coal in your stocking this year - December 18, 2007
Still glad you voted Republican? Don't you wish everyone would?? - December 18, 2007
Uh...just another Republican with more money than sense?
Comments (5) - December 18, 2007
Because if you love Jesus, you don't ask uncomfortable and inconvenient questions - December 18, 2007
Biting the hand that fed him - December 17, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 17, 2007
Hey, it's not our fault you're poor - December 17, 2007
A lot of sound and fury, signifying...well, not much of anything, really....
Comments (2) - December 17, 2007
I'll respect Congressional Democrats a lot more when they decide to do this - December 17, 2007
Lies, damn lies, and religion - December 16, 2007
Time for a volcano break - December 16, 2007
I think the polite thing to do would be to wait until he's finished and then give him a cigarette - December 16, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - December 16, 2007
Freedom? You can't have freedom AND win the war on terror.... - December 16, 2007
Fair and balanced...if you're a Right-wing dominionist theocrat with an abiding hatred of Libruls
Comments (1) - December 16, 2007
The top ten reasons why Homer Simpson should be the next President - December 15, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 15, 2007
Time to summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster - December 15, 2007
Hey, where do I sign up?? - December 15, 2007
How's that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing working out for you? - December 14, 2007
So much for being the President of all Americans
Comments (2) - December 14, 2007
Things to do in Tulsa when you're dead...or without electricity
Comments (1) - December 14, 2007
Princess Crazy Eyes declares her undying love for Ron Paul
Comments (5) - December 14, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - December 14, 2007
Can't live with it. Can't live without it. - December 13, 2007
Clueless, arrogant...and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - December 13, 2007
Insult Jesus and you'll get a Texas lead enema - December 13, 2007
Because otherwise our children won't know who to hate
Comments (3) - December 13, 2007
Because the Republican Party isn't nearly (&^%$# up enough already - December 13, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 13, 2007
For those of you who didn't go to Catholic School - December 12, 2007
Some people are just a little bit more equal
Comments (2) - December 12, 2007
It ain't always pretty.... - December 12, 2007
Uh...sorry; I was trying to reach the Dupont Circle Domino's.... - December 12, 2007
Badvertising 102
Comments (1) - December 12, 2007
Yes, Virginia, there really is a law of unintended consequences
Comments (4) - December 11, 2007
Global thermonuclear war: could it be a good thing?
Comments (1) - December 11, 2007
Remind me again why this man wouldn't have been a phenomenal President??
Comments (4) - December 11, 2007
Uh...wouldn't this be an insult to Kevin Spacey?
Comments (1) - December 11, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 11, 2007
My nominee for "Worst Person in the World" - December 11, 2007
Yeah, it wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, would it? - December 10, 2007
Nope...nothing to look at here, folks.... No double standard at work here.... - December 10, 2007
Somewhere, Josef Goebbels is smiling - December 10, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 10, 2007
Badvertising 101 - December 10, 2007
The latest communique from Cloudcuckooland - December 9, 2007
Hmm...what's wrong with this picture??
Comments (1) - December 9, 2007
It was only a matter of time.... - December 9, 2007
Life's hard...wear a cup - December 9, 2007
Proof positive that higher education is not an impediment to being a DUMB@$$
Comments (1) - December 9, 2007
Merry Christmas from Salem & Judge - December 8, 2007
What would Jesus do? He'd grab his MasterCard....
Comments (3) - December 8, 2007
Pandering to the finish line - December 8, 2007
The sad thing is that he's the lone honest voice in a vast sea of undemanding sycophants and apologists
Comments (4) - December 8, 2007
You just had to know this was coming.... - December 8, 2007
So who's more dangerous? If you have to think about that, you're not paying attention. - December 7, 2007
Happy Holi...oh, never mind.... - December 7, 2007
Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader's Greatest Hits - December 7, 2007
Cheneybot 3000: The reliable solution for all your propaganda needs! - December 7, 2007
Art imitates life - December 7, 2007
Yes, I suppose the truth DOES hurt - December 6, 2007
Time to recognize those unsung heroes who keep the fabric of our society from fraying
Comments (3) - December 6, 2007
My kingdom for a boat - December 6, 2007
Hey, a man can dream, can't he?? - December 6, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - December 6, 2007
Hello. I'm Tom Tancredo, and I approved this message- because I'm a DUMB@$$ and a racist fearmonger - December 5, 2007
Greetings from (something not quite resembling) Paradise
Comments (2) - December 5, 2007
Oddly enough, God apparently isn't a college basketball fan. Who knew??
Comments (3) - December 5, 2007
Hello...and welcome to this week's episode of "Freaks Like Us" - December 5, 2007
The Stupid, the Ugly, and the just plain Reprehensible...or, just another day on Capitol Hill.... - December 5, 2007
Hey, it worked for Captain America - December 4, 2007
Enough is enough
Comments (5) - December 4, 2007
Apparently, I haven't done nearly enough - December 4, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 4, 2007
Nothing like keeping to your own kind, eh? - December 4, 2007
What...and you were hoping for Barry Manilow?? - December 3, 2007
I'm feeling healthier already
Comments (1) - December 3, 2007
But he's still not gay. He's just a (&^%$#@ hyporcrite. - December 3, 2007
Lies, damn lies, and Republicans...same as it ever was
Comments (1) - December 3, 2007
Because sometimes the best gift is laughter - December 3, 2007
Yeah...that pretty well sums things up - December 2, 2007
You know you might be in trouble when.... - December 2, 2007
No, it's not Paradise, but if it would stop raining, you might be able to see it from here - December 2, 2007
Why, yes...that is me behind the beard.... ;O) - December 2, 2007
Not to be alarmist or anything.... - December 2, 2007
Uh...so the Crusades were just a minor "oops"??
Comments (3) - December 2, 2007
This would be funny if so many people didn't consider this Gospel - December 2, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 2, 2007
It's all about energizing the base, no? - December 1, 2007
Well, sure...self-delusion and perceived moral superiority will certainly do that for a person
Comments (1) - December 1, 2007
A convincing argument for enforced atheism...or, beware the awesome power of stupid people in large groups
Comments (3) - December 1, 2007
Between a rock and a hard place - December 1, 2007
Don't we already have one religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard?
Comments (2) - December 1, 2007
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true