Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16-Year-Old Sister, Announces Pregnancy
Lynne Spears’ Book Delayed Indefinitely
Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears has announced in OK! Magazine that she is pregnant. Meanwhile her mom Lynne Spears’ book on Christian parenting, due in Spring 2008, has been indefinitely delayed. Us Weekly reports Jamie Lynn’s father - Lynne’s ex-husband Jamie - is “furious” that mother and daughter sold their story to OK! and “devastated” at the news that his youngest child is pregnant. Jamie Lynn supposedly got a $1 Million back-end deal for the interview.
Nice day for a White Trash shotgun wedding, eh? Man, I LOVE this country….where else can a spoiled 16-year-old girl get herself knocked up and then get rewarded for her irresponsibility with $1 million to share her shame with her adoring public? On top of that, the baby’s father sperm donor is only 19…and there’s no word on whether the sperm donor is getting his own million-dollar tell-all interview deal.
In some states, the sperm donor would be on a sex offender’s registry…but apparently not in Louisiana, where the age of consent is four. Apparently, the idea of an underage girl in Louisiana knocked up is not considered particularly unusual or even a big deal- it just means that daddy’s gonna hafta buy a bigger trailer….
And what’s up with Lynne Spears’ book on “Christian parenting”? I can hardly wait to read the chapter on underage unprotected sex (Baby wants a double-wide!!). Apparently, Lynne Spears has succeeded in raising two supremely-talented immature airheads with the native intelligence and common sense of a box of hair. Yeah, that’s just the kind of thing that’s going to sell a LOT of parenting books, don’tcha think??
And don’t even get me started on Britney Spears, who seems intent on bringing entirely new meaning to the word “skank”. If ever there was an argument to be made for forced sterilization, Britney Spears would be Supporting Argument #1. Jamie Lynn Spears wouldn’t be far behind. Lynne Spears? They should just give her the gold medal and call it a day.
Personally, I’m sick and tired of this spoiled, warped, immature family take up column inches and TV news time. How the misadventures of these misanthropes can even be considered newsworthy is something I can’t begin to fathom. Outside of being young, wealthy, immature, and endowed with a large sense of entitlement, I can’t think of a single positive thing these maroons have to offer…except as a convincing argument for birth control.
