10) I’m smarter than the last guy. 9) With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything. 8) Fox News is already on my side. 7) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job. 6) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions. 5) I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts. 4) I will be the Secretary of Donuts. 3) My middle name isn’t Hussein … anymore. 2) My vice president will be Mayor McCheese. 1) Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in
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