January 2008 Archives
- January 31, 2008
Well, if you can't impeach the President, getting naked is probably the next best thing - January 31, 2008
Paultards: misguided, out of touch with reality...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (5) - January 31, 2008
What the fashion...uh, forward male is wearing these days...in New Zealand - January 30, 2008
Gone fishin'.... - January 30, 2008
That does it; I'm moving to Vermont!
Comments (1) - January 30, 2008
Something about this doesn't quite fit the serial killer profile - January 30, 2008
The stuff that Presidents and statemen are made of...or not - January 30, 2008
Is that a sand wedge in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?? - January 29, 2008
If you have to consider the answer for more than a nanosecond, you should probably just forfeit your voter registration card - January 29, 2008
My hero....
Comments (1) - January 29, 2008
Open mouth. Insert foot. Swallow. - January 29, 2008
If this was my performance review, I'd be out of a job yesterday
Comments (2) - January 29, 2008
Yeah, I'd think Linux would be a better idea
Comments (2) - January 28, 2008
The last act of a bad and brutally inept tragedy - January 28, 2008
A winter wonderland...sort of - January 28, 2008
MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. PUKE. - January 28, 2008
Methinks a photo editor is gonna lose his job....
Comments (2) - January 28, 2008
That sound you heard was Sen. Hillary Clinton losing her grip on the throne - January 28, 2008
Uh...Kareem's the one wearing that denim...thing.... - January 28, 2008
Finally, promises a politician can keep - January 27, 2008
Like you didn't see this one coming....
Comments (3) - January 27, 2008
This week in Stupid - January 27, 2008
Don'tcha just LOVE democracy? - January 27, 2008
Yeah, like you haven't done something equally mean-spirited and ingorant - January 26, 2008
When is an apology not an apology? - January 26, 2008
It's not often I'm rendered speechless, but.... - January 26, 2008
Behind the curve and proud of it
Comments (1) - January 26, 2008
And we love getting flowers ;o) - January 25, 2008
Shocked I am....
Comments (3) - January 25, 2008
And I hear there's a reward - January 25, 2008
One of these clowns is destined to explode...hopefully soon - January 25, 2008
Well, at least there's that to look forward to - January 25, 2008
The leftovers he takes home and feeds to his pet rats - January 24, 2008
It's not too early too to send in your "Father of the Year" ballot.... - January 24, 2008
Ignorant, highly offensive...and built to stay that way.
Comments (2) - January 24, 2008
This is why Mike Huckabee has no business being President
Comments (1) - January 24, 2008
It turns out that sacrificing Americans for no discernible reason ain't cheap. Who knew? - January 24, 2008
Not that we're desperate or anything.... - January 23, 2008
Nothing quite like keeping your priorities in order, eh? - January 23, 2008
Giving my adoring fan base what they want - January 23, 2008
Perhaps because they've killed off the smart ones? - January 23, 2008
Like Sen. Clinton can't fend for herself.... - January 22, 2008
Finally, conclusive proof that Packer fans display no discernible brain wave activity
Comments (1) - January 22, 2008
Time to rethink some well-established misconceptions
Comments (1) - January 22, 2008
Have you forgotten? - January 22, 2008
Let's get serious...no, really - January 21, 2008
Sometimes I wonder "What if...?"
Comments (2) - January 21, 2008
Time for a healthy helping of Schadenfreude - January 21, 2008
And the troglodytes shall always walk among us.... - January 21, 2008
OK, but can you fix my broken RSS feed? - January 21, 2008
Tastes great! Less filling!! Or. politics as the ultimate in empty calories. - January 20, 2008
The long national nightmare begins winding down - January 20, 2008
And it could also be used on those idiot neighbors and their pesky kids - January 20, 2008
So we've come to this, have we?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2008
This week in Stupid - January 20, 2008
Ah, irony....thou art a fickle wench - January 19, 2008
Stupid...and built to stay that way
Comments (6) - January 19, 2008
Apropos of absolutely nothing - January 19, 2008
Better to be thought a DUMB@$$ than to be Dean Hrbacek and remove all doubt - January 19, 2008
How about we just eat the rich? - January 18, 2008
These folks just don't quit, do they?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2008
A sad ending to a very sad story - January 18, 2008
Ignorant, self-righteous, and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - January 18, 2008
Well, they're going to have to come from somewhere - January 18, 2008
Whew...imagine my relief, eh?
Comments (5) - January 17, 2008
Land of the (not so) free, home of the corrupt and immoral - January 17, 2008
An anniversary to remember...or not
Comments (1) - January 17, 2008
Nothing quite like serial monogamy, eh? - January 17, 2008
A not-so-subliminal message
Comments (2) - January 16, 2008
Truer words have seldom been uttered
Comments (1) - January 16, 2008
Ain't too proud to beg
Comments (1) - January 16, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know...for my Principal told me so during homeroom prayers
Comments (2) - January 16, 2008
Laughter really is the best medicine - January 16, 2008
And on the seventh day he'll rest - January 15, 2008
Those who do not learn the lessons of history are...oh, fuhgeddaboudit - January 15, 2008
Yeah; you don't want to risk alienating voters by actually talking about issues
Comments (1) - January 15, 2008
It's getting so you can't keep them straight - January 15, 2008
Ah, so THAT'S how he does it...no wonder she looks so happy
Comments (1) - January 14, 2008
When you have no ideas of your own, misogyny and sexism start to look pretty good
Comments (5) - January 14, 2008
Well...it was either those folks or Governor Goodhair, right? - January 14, 2008
Greetings from Pleasantville...now quit your whining, willya? - January 14, 2008
....and the ennui is thrown in at no charge! - January 14, 2008
The Stupid!! It burns!!! - January 13, 2008
It's not too early to get your Teacher of the Year ballots in....
Comments (3) - January 13, 2008
A little early to be irrelevant, don't you think? - January 13, 2008
This week in Stupid - January 13, 2008
Thank God for the selfless leadership and foresight of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - January 12, 2008
No, Hell didn't freeze over, but the suburbs certainly did
Comments (1) - January 12, 2008
Caution: make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear
Comments (1) - January 12, 2008
Better to be thought a DUMB@$$ than to be Chris Matthews and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (1) - January 12, 2008
Wherefore art thou, Calvin? - January 11, 2008
You don't win a football game in the first quarter
Comments (2) - January 11, 2008
And they all went to Anbar Province to become IED fodder - January 11, 2008
And I want him lightly breaded on a bed of saffron rice. What's your point? - January 11, 2008
Once a DUMB@$$...oh, never mind.... - January 11, 2008
Memo to Rudy: will you PLEASE just SHUT UP?? - January 10, 2008
Now here's an accomplishment we can all be proud of...or not - January 10, 2008
Media Whoring 101: The Basics of Becoming a Magnet For Television Cameras - January 10, 2008
Wishing for something to be a certain way doesn't negate the reality that it isn't - January 10, 2008
No, he lived to start a war of his very own - January 10, 2008
Dude...what, you couldn't order a pizza?
Comments (4) - January 9, 2008
Can we skip everything else and go straight to the funeral pyre? - January 9, 2008
Still crazy after all these years....
Comments (1) - January 9, 2008
This is almost enough to make me swear off sex
Comments (3) - January 9, 2008
The Paultards are not going to like this one...nope, not one little bit....
Comments (5) - January 9, 2008
Off with their heads.... - January 9, 2008
Cue the Messiah Complex in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (2) - January 8, 2008
Nope...no double standard here...move along....
Comments (8) - January 8, 2008
Better to be though a d-----bag than to be John McGrath and remove all doubt - January 8, 2008
Must...fight...urge...to...puke.... - January 8, 2008
Politics as if anything was actually going to change
Comments (1) - January 8, 2008
Desperation doesn't become her - January 7, 2008
And the buffet at Luby's is free after 3pm!! - January 7, 2008
Guilty until proven innocent
Comments (2) - January 7, 2008
Truth is for Losers and Liberals
Comments (4) - January 7, 2008
Widespread ignorance of reality doesn't make it any less real - January 7, 2008
Cue the revisionist history in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (7) - January 6, 2008
They're people. Not statistics. - January 6, 2008
Somewhere, Beavis and Butthead are smiling - January 6, 2008
A cause for shame...as if this President even understands the concept - January 6, 2008
Adding insult to injury wouldn't begin to adequately describe this travesty - January 6, 2008
No one deserves it more - January 6, 2008
In spite of it all....
Comments (1) - January 5, 2008
I know...January's got to be a huge letdown.... - January 5, 2008
For the trolls shall always be among us
Comments (4) - January 5, 2008
....and the terrorists have won, no? - January 5, 2008
This week in Stoopid - January 5, 2008
More like an acid flashback.... - January 5, 2008
Now, if he could just give me some winning lottery numbers....
Comments (1) - January 5, 2008
Yeah; if Jefferson was so important, how come he was never interviewed by Bill O'Reilly? - January 4, 2008
OK...it's a marathon, not a sprint
Comments (4) - January 4, 2008
Since when are hatred and divisiveness Christian values? - January 4, 2008
Sadly for Romney, it appears the undead don't vote in large numbers
Comments (2) - January 4, 2008
Who would have thought that getting your war on could be so thoroughly enjoyable? - January 4, 2008
Isn't it about time? - January 3, 2008
No good deed goes unpunished - January 3, 2008
From the Department of Who (&^%$#@ Cares?? - January 3, 2008
Greetings from the Republic of Fear
Comments (3) - January 3, 2008
Jesus...coming soon to an inanimate object near you - January 3, 2008
With a wind chill of 15 degrees, can't someone get these guys some more beer? - January 3, 2008
Right...EVERYONE wants to be a fanatical, intolerant, Right-wing, Christian. They just don't know it yet. - January 2, 2008
Yet more Americans get to enjoy the right to breathe clean air
Comments (7) - January 2, 2008
Now THIS was fun, eh?
Comments (2) - January 2, 2008
Where's Stupendous Man when this nation truly needs him? - January 2, 2008
Oops! My bad!! I may have been off by a year or two....
Comments (1) - January 2, 2008
'Cuz real heroes vote Republican - January 2, 2008
Sometimes, I miss Houston. Ah, hell...who am I kidding?? - January 1, 2008
Now this sort of resolution I can get behind.... - January 1, 2008
I don't believe in resolutions, but it is time for a few changes
Comments (8) - January 1, 2008
After all, it's only a game, right? - January 1, 2008
Man, and you thought I was messed up.... - January 1, 2008
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, right? - January 1, 2008
A little "hair of the dog" for breakfast this New Year's Day?
Comments (1) - January 1, 2008
I've been trying to forget 9.11, but Rudy Giuliani won't let me