The Top Ten List As Read By Obama:
10) To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9) I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8) Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.
7) If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
6) I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
5) I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”
4) I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3) I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2) Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1) Three words: Vice President Oprah.