Kinky Sex, Shocking Death: Pennsylvania man charged with electrocuting wife during nip zip: Just because you hook your wife’s nipples to a car battery doesn’t mean she’s not enjoying herself.
Fallen CNY Soldier Laid to Rest: Man, it’s gotta be tough being Fred Phelps these days. You’ve got limited resources and a tough choice to make: protest at the funeral of a fallen US soldier or picket Heath Ledger’s funeral? It really has gotten tough to spread a simple message of hatred and intolerance, hasn’t it?
Flip side is told in french fry flap: A police officer’s report says the 75-year-old woman was mean and nasty: Yeah, and she’s ugly, too. What’s your point?
Bug foggers cause house explosion: This is exactly why I always use No-Pest Strips.
NorCal Woman Targeted For Murder On Craigslist: Man, you can find ANYTHING on Craigslist!
Driver who killed teen sues parents over damage to his car: From the “Completely Devoid of Basic Human Decency” Department….
Beckham leaves massive global ‘footprint’: Well you know what they say about men with big feet, right?
Men accused of butchering, eating family’s beloved pet dog: Apparently, they couldn’t afford anything off McDonald’s dollar menu. Besides, the recipes explicitly called for dog meat, and they were too lazy to adopt.
Three generations of family accused of shoplifting at Target: I know; it’s so hard to find meaningful family activities these days, isn’t it?
Jailer Gave Lip Service To Inmate: Female guard performed New Year’s Eve sex act in cell: Just when you might have starting thinking it was an all-inclusive resort….
Stewart on CNN Debate Coverage: “Oh My God, They’re Fighting Over Issues!”: I know; I find the personal insults and twisting of each other’s records to be FAR more entertaining.
